Thread by @unseen1_unseen

Now, you all can take this how you want and your results may vary however if the "do gooders and experts" were always right then I should have died sometime in the last 36 years from not wearing a seatbelt. I should have died at some point from driving and looking at my phone,

I should have died at some point from an STD, I should have had a really large amount of bastards, I should have died from cancer due to tobacco usage and/or 1000 other products , I should have died from being stupid while drunk, I should have died not wearing a helmet,

I should have died from not using a car seat when a baby, I should have died from driving on medication, I should have died from untold numbers of diseases, I should have died from being overweight, I should have died from a heart attack from eating real butter years ago

Let's not even mention eating eggs and bacon for breakfast. I'm 100% positive they will be right at some point and I'll die from something. However, the jokes on them because unlike them I've actually lived my life how I wanted instead of allowing someone else to control it.

And I had a ton of fun along the way. When the Good Lord calls me, I'll go, maybe not willingly, but when your time is up it's up and it doesn't matter how many times you wash your hands or how many seatbelts and masks you wear or as the news show if you got the vaccine or not.