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Aug 13, 2021, 31 tweets

GOOD MORNING

MY ERECTION WAS SAFE AND SECURE thedailybeast.com/judge-seals-re…

hahahahhaah

DAMN

No shit

Not even the Supreme Court will stop Biden so WHY NOT lol

I don't see anything GamerGate related here archive.is/fxHIW

"TikTok Talent Agent Ariadna Jacob Sues NY Times, Reporter Taylor Lorenz for Defamation (Exclusive)" thewrap.com/tiktok-talent-…

Afghanistan DISASTER

"Sec. Mayorkas says border crisis 'unsustainable' and 'we're going to lose' in leaked audio" foxnews.com/politics/mayor…

everything is not fine

Just stop believing what Biden says lol

Stellar

“More dire than what the State Department is saying.”

“Yeah it’s illegal but go ahead”

Awesome

🥳

CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS EVERYONE

PLEASE USE THEM

WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF BIDEN SLACKS OFF EARLY FOR THE WEEKEND AMIDST A FOREIGN POLICY CRISIS

This ain't hard to understand. You gotta look at the direct symbolism.

And the message that the Biden admin's failures on the Afghanistan pullout are: "Hi I'm the leader of the USA. And I have no clue what I'm doing here! Geeee. America sure is weak right now!"

^ That's because the Afghanistan example is REAL.

It's not some practice exercise by the military, where they'd be free to increasingly lower their own standards. (As they've done with fitness tests, etc...)

It says to the world that the USA has lost it.

See these smarter expert people saying smarter things.

BUT BASICALLY I wouldn't be surprised if China looked at Taiwan this weekend and said: "Hey I guess now is a good time to invade you lol."

and the shitshow in Washington as a result of this? it's gonna be a fun watch, at least

O__O

VIDEO via twitter.com/IntelDoge/

Shows Taliban getting a FUCKTON of firearms

What a lazy motherfucker

"Taliban not only seized US humvees and (MaxxPro) MRAPs at Kunduz airport, but also several US ScanEagle drones." -- via twitter.com/beingrealmac

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