Epic Rap Battles of History: Chris-Chan vs DarksydePhil.
I'm gonna rap to the extreme
I'm a girl now and I'm boyfriend-free
My rhymes are sick like my fantasies
In prison you're locked in here with me
You step up to me, you Soni-choose to lose in more ways than one
I'll recycle you like I do my cum
When Chris-Chan's in the house, you better fucking run
I'm a real motherfucker, this rap battle's done
Don't chum the water 'cause I'll take the bait
And I'll cut you like I cut my taint
I'll put on my medallion and fuck you like a stallion
Friendship is magic, but Mario's Italian
I don't know enough about DarksydePhil to write a rap for him, so someone else has to do it.
I'm 39 years old and can't hold a job
But I can still drop you like an N-bomb
I'll fuck you up like I fucked up Gamestop
Then rub my pickle until the top pops
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