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United States NAF Blood Bowl Major Tournament - November 4th & 5th, 2023 - Orlando, FL ••It/They/Them••

Sep 16, 2021, 20 tweets

Chaos Cup Raffle Team this year is the @BbHungrytroll Ixodois team sculpted by the incomparable @PRamoS_Poncho and painted expertly by Josh Wojcik. Charity to benefit will be @_MealsOnWheels Chicago. #BloodBowl #Squigtember

“Chompaz”

Him like biting and prancing on folks he bites after they fall down.

#BloodBowl #Squigtember

“Gerbert”

Him’s burps smells like him’s farts.

“Toofless”

(those aren’t dentures… him a filthy liar)

“Stitchez”

Try to take him’s ball… gon’ got stichez.

“Teef Richardz”

Him can’t git no satisfaction just biting peoples.

“Chum Chumly”

Eats too much troll. Will probably do it again tomorrow 🤷🏼‍♂️

“Hermy wif Spotz”

(Hermy *has* spots too but you can’t see them… pervert!)

“Bernie”

#feelthebern

“Dlibert and the RNG”

9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9…
(thassa thing ‘bout randumb 🤷🏼‍♂️)

“Squatz”

Him gots th’ BEEG muscle groups goin’… those ain’t implants!

“Bubbles”

Him not drunk… him jus’ look like a day drinker.

“Squigachoo”

Him knows why him so popular wif the childrens… him want to catch ‘em all the children’s and bite ‘em

“Winky”

Friendliest, happiest bite you’ll get today… and tomorrow… 😜

“Da Milkman”

Him ain’t named whut him riding cuz it might be dead 💁🏼‍♂️

“The Boz”

The Boz Knows #BloodBowl
The Boz pity the fool
The Boz will steal your catchphrase… and then bite cha’

“Brybes Harper”

Not sure how he gets away wif it…

“Scrapz wif Pogo”

Pogo da kindest, gentlest gurl… her only bite when told too!

“Koach”

#BloodBowl #Squigtember

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