Today's donation to the FLCCC is in the honor of "Will". This one is a fascinating troll though, so first, a little 🧵
So, our friend "will", is one of the most stubborn, dishonest arguers around. Peruse his tweets if you like: @su3su2u1. If you hear him tell it, he's here to find arguments to convince his family to get vaccinated.
What really attracted my attention though, is that he didn't seem to want my help in that regard. Very, very strange.
So "Will" seems to have about 562 tweets, oldest one in mid-august. But until very recently I had him muted for much earlier time-wasting, so he's most likely deleting his tweets periodically.
What's wrong with this picture? 7 year old account, just 4 followers. Last public tweet, echoing Kavanagh.
Who are his followers? Kavanagh and UberFeminist.
His 3 likes this year? Kavanagh and UberFeminist.
What of his tweets? Most of the time amplifying Kavanagh's "arguments". Sometimes freelances on his own, mostly to annoy @EduEngineer or people who reply to my threads.
The last week I watched him claiming that Bret Weinstein and Andrew Wakefield were basically the same, and waste unthinkable amounts of @imursuperherooo's time. Always with unsubstantiated claims, always shifting goalposts.
But the last straw for me is that he accused me of getting some facts about Edward Jenner wrong in a now deleted tweet. Apparently he was not rejected, and in fact the Royal Society ended up publishing him a few months later.
Then he proceeded to build a whole rant on the back of his amazing discovery.
Except he was wrong about that, as I demonstrated, based on the royal academy itself. Oops. His reaction?
He deletes the tweet wrongly accusing me and doubles down! The fact that none other than Kavanagh stepped in to help him out with extra insults, which should surprise nobody of course.
So I am forced to admit it. I wasted my time. I may have been the cause for others wasting their time. This time I'm not muting. This troll's crossover with my timeline ends the way the other trolls' did.
And what do we do when Twitter gives us trollemons? We make trollemonade! In particular, we donate to the FLCCC, which I have on good authority is Will's least favorite charity in the whole wide world. The donation page is here: covid19criticalcare.com/network-suppor…
And with a few clicks you get to not only feel good about helping Frontline doctors, but also extra awesome for giving trolls the middle finger. Because spiteful altruism is the best kind of altruism.
What about our Trollemonade? Apparently it's highly concentrated and seriously addictive. 🤣
Will, the FLCCC is grateful for the contributions you have inspired.
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