Thread by @CRawkeen

So I noticed this lady stopped talking to me. I chatted her but I noticed I've been blocked. I tried twice to call and she never picked. I drew an inference. The fact that she didn't call back means she intentionally ignored me. I just moved on quickly.

After some days I started deleting all the pictures she sent to me. I was very reluctant to delete one particular picture where she wore this blue Jean and a red top arrgh! Mo like picture yẹn but I discarded it jare, good riddance to bad rubbish.

You can't come from no where and start making me feel like I don't worth a thing. I mean look at me, I'm a fine man, I got muscles, tall,dark and I graduated from the University of Ibadan, first and the best. And you want to rubbish my credentials.. kilo gbóju lè gan sef?

Since then we haven't set eyes on each other. I didn't bother looking for her. I know a few females I could reach out to to ask about her but I didn't bother. Let me tell you one thing, one thing that also made me quickly ignore her was because I also assumed she wrote me off

She drives a car, a very clean yahoo boy standard Lexus kind of car. I did assume that the fact that my own car is 1990s edition Leggediz Benz was a reason for blanking out on me. More like a clear message that I'm not in her class.

Alas! All my assumptions were wrong. This lady in question did what she thought was best for her. Perhaps if I hadn't met met her again few days ago I'd still be assuming she left me for all those reasons. We met inside BRT on my way to Costain and surprisingly she called me

Oga Jide, from where to where! Haa! Madam! Immediately I saw her my heart skipped a bit. Within a few minutes someone seated beside her alighted and I quickly rushed to sit beside her. I wasn't shy to hug her right there and people were looking at us like "kilo mú àwọn werey yí"

I tried all my best to reach out to you, you stopped picking my calls. I even thought you had left the country. She said Jide, mabinu, I'm really sorry but I just had to guide my peace!

Your peace? What do you mean?

She said "Look at some point I was getting into you"

She told me how she had broken three relationships on the alter of genotype 😭. In her words, I'm always very fast to ask about genotype before getting along with any guy but I think somehow I missed it when I met you. Things happened too fast and I got carried away

I was overwhelmed with everything, Babajide you know you talk too much, I got carried away because every time with you,there's always something to talk about and I enjoyed every bit. All these didn't make me remember my usual routine of asking about genotype

I was already in love until that day! Which day?

There was a day she came to my place, I told a neighbor to give her my key cos I wasn't around. I only noticed that when I got home I didn't meet her but the room was neater than how I left it.

I noticed that someone accessed some documents in my shelf but I didn't pay much attention to that. It was since that day that she stopped picking my call. What did she see in my room?

Olaide, what did you see in my room? Everything you were feeling about me I was and still feeling the same way. It didn't take time before I started rising in love with you but you suddenly cut me off. Ó kọ ojú mi si ọrùn àlẹ, ó gbé mi la'handicap.

We had both passed our bus stop, and we were now on the island. We alighted and decided to go rendezvous at landmark beach where we could talk better. What did you see in my room that made you blank on me?

I couldn't bring myself to the realization that I'd not date you not to mention getting married to you. I actually thought it was the end of my search for a life partner even though you hadn't officially asked me out. That day I saw some documents in your room and one was your

genotype result. Jide, you're AS, I am AS too..this can't work..she said amidst misty eyes.

So I had to run away totally, I needed to cut every ties with you quickly and breach the pipe through which your feelings was flowing through to my heart.

But Olaide, you should have discussed this with me. It's not what you think. I'm not an AS, I'm AA. The file you assessed was my undergraduate document file, and back in school, I did a number of tests during documentation.I have two results for genotype and you saw the wrong one

She looked at me like 😳😳, and quickly wiped her tears, wait how? Yes baby I'm serious, after that first test my mum said it's not true because my dad and mum are both AA so they forced me to go for another test. It was the second test that showed that I'm AA.

Haa Jesus Jide you are AA? I can't believe this! The joy was all over her face. Look we need to do this again. Can we get a lab around here? Babe don't worry I've done this twice in two different labs,I'm AA. Don't carry my night food to pussy cat to eat.

Let's go home we have to celebrate this. Àlẹ yi ni má propose 😂

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