My girlfriend’s dad called me today and I didn't know it was him. I've never met him. I was trying to catch a few minutes of rest when the phone rang, I picked and I heard “How are you, Otunba Bantale on the line.

Haa,Bantale?
That's my girlfriend’s surname! I quickly jumped off the bed and said Daddy, good afternoon sir.

He asked if I know who was speaking, I said from the name, it looks like you're Oluwafisayo’s Dad sir. He said very good, Fisayo, your girlfriend, I’m the father.

I started wondering! What could have happened?

I was having a talk with my uncle about marriage. He was the one who raised the discussion and then his wife said wait sef , Uncle Jide, don't you want to get married? I was like huh, from where to where?

I looked at my uncle’s face and he said yes, answer the question 😂 I said ohhhkayyy, you people planned for me today? No wonder the discussions have centered around marriage since I came. It’s not you people’s fault o. I was supposed to be in Epe if not that my client rescheduled the inspection. The wife laughed and said Bro Jide, time is going

My uncle was telling me about when his wife was pregnant and what she used his eyes to see. He works just close to her office so most times they come home together. Unlike some, her pregnancy was very peaceful. The first three months that most people struggle with a series of issues like vomiting, spitting, and even hospitalization, she didn't experience any of that except that she was eating almost every hour. She went from barely finishing two wraps of Amala to finishing seven and more. Sometimes, when they are returning from work , she would ask him to park at any nearest eatery because hunger is already striking her.

In fact, it got to a point, they now recognized them at Yakoyo 😂. When my uncle wasn't finding it cool anymore, he told her the way she eats now is embarrassing because who eats like 10 wraps of Amala at one sitting and still eat again when we get home? She would say babe it's not me, try to understand.

You see, on the issue of menstrual cramps, many of us have had similar experience with women. If there is one thing that is constant about women, it is the fact that they believe your world revolves around them always. Unfortunately, there's Zee world and there is reality.

Some of us care, I mean we care a great deal. I have watched a gf groan in pain to the point that I was confused and had to ask her if I should bring a Bible. I once shared the tweet here. But as much as we care genuinely, it doesn't mean that we can't get caught up with life occasionally. With the same person, I've had a very serious fight with her over period pain too. I had gone to deliver stuff to my mum in her place in Mowe. My plan was to pass the night there and go to work from there the next morning which happened to be our MPR day. The evening before I left for Mowe, she was with me. No signs of period coming the next morning or whatever.

On my own end, after completing my assignment, the next day I set out to hit the road for work. MPR starts by 10am. I have no business waking up at 5am because where I'm going to is Bode Thomas, pretty straightforward. But this was a time when the road was still under construction. The moment I hit the road and saw that traffic before Magboro at 5am on a Friday, I wanted to die. 6, 7, 8am, I never reach Berger.

At Terminal 3 in Oshodi, I saw a wallet and I thought it dropped from the guy who just passed that spot. So I called him “Hello, your wallet” . He turned back and said thank you my bro and picked it. After he picked it, I had a hunch it wasn't his but I didn't pay much attention to it.

In a few seconds as I was approaching the queue to join the Bus, I saw a guy looking distressed and looking at the floor. I sensed he was looking for something so I asked “What are you looking for?” , he said wallet mi sir, mo sese withdraw owo la’ipe yi ( My wallet, I just withdrew money not quite long ) I said haa please come, he followed me. I quickly traced the man. I was looking at his “Atari” several meters away.

I was “Heyyyying” at him but he didn't look back. Maybe he saw me already and he entered one of the queues, left the queue again through the other end and was moving backward. Maybe he was trying to escape or just going on his own, I don't know but with the help of people that joined in calling him, we met him.

Husband : Baby this your trouser is too big

Wife: Olodo, it's called palazzo smh

Husband : Ohh palazzo , okay but you did not see flesh to carry it naw, (taps her butt), onidi pelebe

Wife : Eehnn Wale, what did you just do? Pursues him as he runs to the bedroom

Husband : Shuts the door, your dog has entered the lion’s den today 😂

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The question is: What problem are we addressing with the student loan policy?When we understand this, we can better appreciate the rationale behind it and constructively criticize it if necessary. This is the angle from which I am looking at it. I have no idea what the president- discussed with ASUU when they met but my guess is, there's a possibility that the Tinubu led federal government's solution to the incessant ASUU strike is to honor the long standing MOU that GEJ administration signed. If this would happen, it means that the laws that impede -

I have never asked anyone out without first loving them from a distance.I've engaged in some extreme form of prospecting that you'd consider funny lol.I could stumble on a profile of someone that appears like someone I'd like, I'd follow the person and start observing.

https://twitter.com/agbajetai/status/1365222376267464704

If I ever get to the point of sending a message to that person,it means I've developed 70% feelings for them already. The 30% is for self preservation.

It's not a make feel good statement but everyone I've at some point in time expressed feelings to, it was born out of genuine

When I finished secondary school and awaiting admission, I was working at one Lebanese company. They were paying about 8k per week or thereabout. One supervisor, a Nigerian man went to tell the Lebanese guys that all of us still live with our parents and the wage was too much. You see,when they say you should pray against every principality and power, they're referring to your fellow Nigerians. Weeks later, the Lebanese people dropped the wage to,I think,4k every two weeks, which amounts to 8k per month. The supervisors had their salaries increased

My uncle's wife said when her hubby bought their first land in Lagos, the way he told her was dramatic. He came home that evening and she wanted to serve him food.He said look at how you're serving me food,you cannot even kneel down.Don't you know I'm now a landlord? 😂😂 A man that had foresight! Imagine buying plots of land in Ikorodu that year at 50k per plot. If it was today, you probably would have said you can't buy land there because it's bush, it's swampy, it's far. Today, the least you can get a plot of land in Ikorodu is 4M.

You're saying men are inherently wired this way, and it's hard to control their urge but many of us go an entire year without even thinking about a woman, not to mention having sex. You cannot view everyone with the lens of your own indecency. It makes it sound like the Achilles heel of every man is his erection, but in reality, many of us don't even dignify every erection with sex despite having access to women. Sometimes, even women intentionally gbesumo you as a man yet you gboju. These are still men, we exist.

I was with a friend last weekend when his girlfriend came.See eeehn,single people eyes are seeing shege in this life.We were watching a match and drinking something when the lady walked in.I know them to do too much of PDAs without minding who is watching.I see it as intimidation So I was already expecting her to do some funny things like kissing him in my presence. Emi na ti reke awon mejeji (I was waiting for two of them). Immediately she entered the guy said "Iyawo teminikan" (my own wife alone), she replied"Baby boo" and the two wereys started kissing

I met a lady I like so much. When she wasn't going to give me her number, I made do with talking to her via IG DM since she subtly restricted me to that. I'd double text at times before getting a reply. Imagine! Wetin love go cause , him hand no go fit handle am I was enduring all the nonsense and trying to express my emotion, but she was impervious to it. I guess she started liking me or getting comfortable so to say, she became more expressive and detailed in her expectations from me. From telling me about her love language to-

I have something to say, but it is better left unsaid. I don't know what worship means in this context, but I already pity the man that'd consider putting up with this. Being a single mum doesn't make you unlovable or subpar but why should anyone deal with this?

https://twitter.com/irebamiolakanm1/status/1593711001903448067

First, I know someone who's a single mum, pretty, humble and decent. She just remarried this year and enjoying bliss. This pent-up anger, pride, and somewhat bitterness will scare people away from you. Anyway, I saw a tweet where you said you're done with love, so okay.

The traffic was much last night so I decided to pass the night at my uncle's place since I'd be working from home today anyway. On getting to their house I met them arguing about Politics. My uncle supports Peter Obi and his wife supports Tinubu. So I met them on the argument I greeted my uncle and his wife. Good evening sir, he said alaye how far, why are you looking lean like this? Stress or too much gbenshing? 😂. I said I don't understand what you're saying sir. The wife cuts in and said spoilt man , Uncle Jide welcome jare,you remember us today"

I came to this gym to see their pricing because I'm on a budget 😅. Everything I want to spend must not exceed 7k per month. So I was talking to the receptionist and this man was approaching the door with his wife. The man is way taller than her,she actually has a brief height So as they approach the door, he was trying to hold the door for her but she wasn't walking fast enough so the man said "rin kíá jor(walk fast) abi why are you catwalking early in the morning. She replied kini gan (what is it) 🙄. Apparently the man forced her down to the gym 😂

This Presidency needs to come to the south and from a logical point of view, Peter Obi is more deserving of it especially when juxtaposed with the other southern candidate. This isn't because the other candidate isn't credible but business as usual isn't what's best for us now. The country doesn't need a president of "business as usual". The frugal nature of Peter Obi makes him more desirable at this point because a leader of his kind would instead take a radical approach with respect to cutting down cost of governance to oversee important projects

There's this single mum in my compound that I admire so much. What do I admire about her? The way she takes care of her son. She more or less built her life around that boy,so yes,I'd say the boy is her world. But problem started happening when one man newly moved to our area I thought the way she was taking good care of her son was what I genuinely admired but I eventually realized there's more to this. I noticed I usually become angry whenever I see this man talking to the lady😅. There was a day our water wasn't running for days

Will you still relocate to Canada if you have this property to your name? Think about it, what are you going to do in Canada if Nigeria is this sweet for you? I mean you can afford a property of 160 million naira in the "Brampton" of Nigeria ;Lekki Lagos?
Wetin you wan go do for Canada and why would you want to leave a 4 bedroom duplex with BQ behind?

My Ex; a married woman, called me today, hello Oga Jide, I said haa Madam, you remember my number today? She laughed and said I knew you'd be surprised. I said, of course, it's about three years now. We both laughed, and she said her hubby saw the diary i gave her back then Oh the orange diary! So you still have it? She said yes ó, my hubby somehow stumbled on it and he brought it to our bedroom last night. I said Oh really? It must be very old now ó. She said not really, some of the love poetries you composed for me are still there and he saw them

There's this lady I saw on IG that does real estate as a side hustle. A very pretty young lady like that. Sometimes I'd just like two of her posts and move. It's my strategy for getting her to notice me, but she wouldn't even reciprocate the likes, not to mention noticing me I'd tell myself it's like this girl is proud I won't even like her pictures again, what rubbish. So I stopped but last Sunday, I saw her post pictures of herself in a red gown. It was an after service picture. Haa this girl is beautiful I hope this is not Mary Kay enhanced?