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Sep 20, 2021, 21 tweets

The MD guide to the 20 greatest tinned horrors of our youth. In order.

Number 20

Heinz Turtle Soup (genuine)

Number 19

Australian lager

Number 18

Meatballs

Number 17

Tinned plums

Number 16

Liver soup - BABY FOOD!

Number 15

Pork Brains. With Milk Gravy,

Number 14

Ye Olde Oak Chicken Roll. Mercifully small can.

Number 13

Ye Olde Oak Lunch Tongue (finest)

Number 12

Fray Bentos. a.k.a Laughing Poppo. Often served with human finger blood topping.

Number 11

A&B Roll. Knew a kid who lived off this at Uni. It did not end well....

Number 10

Fish balls. In fish bouillon.

Number 9

Kidney soup. Not kidney beans either.

Number 8

Ye Olde Oak Hot Dogs.

A top tenner as it was the only meat based product the dog ever walked away from. Not a good sign.

Number 7

Pek. In natural juices. A rare Sunday teatime treat.

Number 6

Tinned...Bacon

Number 5

Eggs

Number 4

Beef and Liver soup (strained)

Number 3

Tinned sausage rolls

Number 2

Rose (again) Beef tripe. With milk.

**** Number 1****

Tinned hamburgers

Only one wasn't real 😉

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