The MD guide to the 20 greatest torches of our youth. In order.
Number 30
Army Surplus.
Number 29
The hand-cranked cramp inducer
Feb 6 • 30 tweets • 8 min read
The MD guide to the 30 greatest post punk album openers of all time. In order.
Full Spotify playlist link in number 1 🙏
Number 30
Radiohead - Planet Telex
Number 29
The Fall - Psykick Dance Hall
Dec 2, 2023 • 31 tweets • 9 min read
The MD guide to the 20 finest albums of 2023.
In order.
Number 30.
Vince Clarke - Songs of Silence.
Number 29
Everything but the Girl - Fuse
Sep 28, 2023 • 61 tweets • 13 min read
The MD guide to the current top 60 worst people in the UK. In order (that aren’t in jail)*
*many of them should be
60. Jim Davidson 59. 'Baroness' Kate Hoey
Oct 12, 2022 • 51 tweets • 14 min read
The MD guide to the 50 greatest things in our bathroom cabinet. In order.
Number 50
A tin of plasters
Number 49
Rust nail clippers
Aug 2, 2022 • 30 tweets • 7 min read
The MD list of the 30 greatest British TV comedy characters. In order.
Number 30
Louis Balfour. Great.
Number 29
Margo Leadbetter
Aug 1, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Walking around cities at night.
Single band soundtracks
Glasgow: Blue Nile
Liverpool: Bunnymen
Manchester: Joy Division
Sheffield: Human League
Bristol: Massive Attack
Leeds: Sisters
Edinburgh: Fire Engines
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Dublin: early U2 😉
Jul 17, 2022 • 40 tweets • 11 min read
The MD guide to the top 40 photography memories of our youth list. In order.
Number 40
The mini slide viewer. Visiting relatives with glowing tans: 'And now onto box 16...'
Number 39
The perspex photo cube. Favoured grandchildren to the front.
Jan 15, 2022 • 33 tweets • 8 min read
The MD guide to the 30 greatest money boxes of our youth. In order.
Number 30
The telephone money box.
In theory: contents + line rental = bill
In practice: 7p, 2 Green Shield stamps and an Esso World Cup coin
Number 29
Buzby
Dec 22, 2021 • 10 tweets • 4 min read
The MD Top Ten people of 2021 list.
In order.
10. Tyrone Mings
People may have forgotten about his Priti Patel tweet. We haven't.
The MD top ten people of 2021 list.
9. Chris Packham. He's not perfect, but who is? None of the people on our list are saints. But he's absolutely relentless. Often against vicious opposition. He will not be silenced or intimidated.
Dec 20, 2021 • 17 tweets • 9 min read
Prize and giveaway details for the party tomorrow!
(thread)
t-shirts from 1 of 100 and 14 Admirals 🔥
Test pressings of Heavenly Remixes 1&2
🔥Here we go: the MD guide to the 80 greatest Christmas presents of our youth list. In order (pt.2)🔥
Number 80
Our very first Chocolate Orange
Number 79
Speak & Spell
Nov 23, 2021 • 51 tweets • 13 min read
The MD guide to the 50 greatest Fisher Price toys of our youth. In order.
Number 50.
The electric cooker hob.
With glowing red rings.
Number 49
Rock-A-Stack
Nov 19, 2021 • 51 tweets • 15 min read
The MD guide to the 50 greatest christmas presents our (and our sister's) youth. In order.
Number 50
The strangely alluring and enduring shop till.
Number 49
Crossfire. Couldn't pick a knife and fork up on boxing day due to the finger blisters.
Nov 17, 2021 • 41 tweets • 14 min read
The MD Top 40 worst Christmas presents of our youth list. In order.
*This thread is not a sneer at people who had little. It is a glorious celebration of their love and inventiveness.
Number 40
40 Embassy. In Christmas wrapping. We were 12. We were expecting Top Trumps. Turns out we'd got them by mistake. Managed to smoked 4 before they were confiscated.
Sep 21, 2021 • 51 tweets • 13 min read
The MD guide to the 50 greatest perfumes and aftershaves of our youth. In order.
Number 50
Giorgio - Beverly Hills.
Banned from some NYC restaurants in the 80s.
Number 49
Paco Rabanne
Sep 20, 2021 • 21 tweets • 7 min read
The MD guide to the 20 greatest tinned horrors of our youth. In order.
Number 20
Heinz Turtle Soup (genuine)
Number 19
Australian lager
Sep 14, 2021 • 59 tweets • 18 min read
The MD guide to the 60 greatest things found in the back of our cupboards. In order.
Number 60
A tin of Marvel. Consistency of the Great Barrier Reef. Would immediately be arrested for possession of crack cocaine in the event of a police raid today.
Number 59
A small tin of oil
Sep 4, 2021 • 20 tweets • 7 min read
The MD guide to the 20 greatest dubiously acquired items of our youth. In order.
Number 20
The School Custard Jug
Number 19
The Cable Drum
Aug 23, 2021 • 72 tweets • 20 min read
The MD guide to the 70 greatest orange things of our youth. In order.