Am I going to make my brain explode by reading all of this bullshit, or am I going to actually enjoy my night?
Lol. These jerks doing the "DRAFT" thing and not giving us the documents in a way that we can highlight or copy and paste.
tell me you're embarrassed by your work without telling me you're embarrassed by your work
IS THIS FOR REAL?!
I honestly don't think I'm going to be able to do this.
She's giving eighth-grade book report.
SOME COMMENTATORS SAY FACT X EXISTS. We're are but a humble presidential commission, who are we to say!?
Oh, god. They literally said that two paragraphs later.
It's really unfortunate that the commission was, apparently, prohibited from viewing the work of the Supreme Court.
This mediocre history report truly is written as if it was prepared by an eighth-grader who is unable to provide any independent judgment. Why even bother having commissioners? If you can get through the wording of this third sentence without screaming, you're stronger than me.
And to be clear, I have tremendous respect for several of the members of the commission, and, more broadly, respect for most of them and their work as scholars of the law. That makes the commission’s work all the more disappointing. I’d hope to see some speak out, at the least.
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