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Oct 25, 2021, 56 tweets

Hey there, ho there. Happy Monday!

"San Francisco families no longer 'feel safe,' hire private security amid crime spree" foxnews.com/us/san-francis…

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, parents aren't terrorists anymore

SWOOGITY SWOOGITY LETS GO GET THAT FACEBOOK BOOTY apnews.com/hub/the-facebo…

The Facebook papers

"Facebook dithered in curbing divisive user content in India" apnews.com/article/corona…

"People or profit? Facebook papers show deep conflict within" apnews.com/article/the-fa…

"Apple once threatened Facebook ban over Mideast maid abuse" apnews.com/article/the-fa…

Ill be combing through this all day since it's what Facebook higher-ups publicly sh*t themselves

On the one hand? The Western world had this song and dance with YouTube.

But Facebook in India? Different story

Tensions between Hindus and Muslims looks like it's gonna escalate no matter what

I love to see it

This might be a SPICY opinion: but I think Facebook should focus on STOPPING HUMAN TRAFFICKING more so than "hate speech," in terms of prioritization

"FACEBOOK’S LOST GENERATION" theverge.com/22743744/faceb…

trying to minimize any story overlaps and point out important stuff

meme potential

"The Facebook Papers: Documents reveal internal fury and dissent over site’s policies" nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news…

^^ How Facebook staff reacted to January 6th is the theme

That highlighted paragraph will screw Facebook over

‘HISTORY WILL NOT JUDGE US KINDLY’ theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

^^ AKA: "How Big Zuck reacted to January 6th"

Ok the highlight of The Atlantic article is a slideshow of FB employee comments

"Company researchers had found that the posts dominated by “angry” reactions were substantially more likely to go against community standards"

🚨🚨🚨NOTE: If enough people on Facebook hit the ANGRY emoji on any particular piece of content.....

They hide it from view.

MAN I HOPE PEOPLE DON'T EXPLOIT THIS

^^ a commenter has a different interpretation, but I feel like them and I are saying the same exact thing.

But I'll add their thoughts for posterity.

STAY SAFE SUDAN

IN OTHER NEWS

TIMELY. "Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen gives evidence to British Parliament about online harm" twitter.com/i/events/14525…

POLITICO has a bunch of Facebook Papers articles politico.com/tag/the-facebo…

"Facebook documents offer a treasure trove for Washington’s antitrust war" politico.com/news/2021/10/2…

"Facebook did little to moderate posts in the world’s most violent countries" politico.com/news/2021/10/2…

"How Facebook users wield multiple accounts to spread toxic politics" politico.com/news/2021/10/2…

.... Islamic State fighters "used an image of Mark Zuckerberg, the company’s chief executive, to mask the propaganda from the platform’s automated content policing tools."

key theme

^^ bad takedowns happened a lot in Arab languages

"Facebook employees vent their anguish" politico.com/news/2021/10/2…

"Facebook staff complained for years about their lobbyists’ power" politico.com/news/2021/10/2…

"Inside Facebook’s struggle to contain insurrectionists’ posts" politico.com/news/2021/10/2…

wew

Surprise

👀

the politics is bent, for sure

WELL THAT HAPPENS BECAUSE I DONT SEE FACEBOOK CENSORING CNN ANY TIME SOON s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2109…

Facebook admitting to biases

look at this nit-picky red tape

FACEBOOK ALGORITHM STUFFS

Seriously there's enough facebook algorithm material leaked here to cheat the system now

Yeah I'm going to have to give these pages a closer look

But you can seriously find a way to cheat Facebook now

That’s a terrible opinion

Can't believe they found the Fed revolver.news/2021/10/meet-r…

For real it's a long read but that's because it covers absolutely everything

I can make this simple. Ray Epps pictured with the Oathkeepers in 2011.

So in 2021 that'd make Epps a prime candidate for the FBI Most Wanted List for January 6th, yeah?

Well, instead, the Feds erased "Photograph 16"

Whoopsie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ANYWAY Biden is malfunctioning again so I better get on that.

FACEBOOK list of lists on various outlets reporting. archive.md/7KwiM

Another Alec Baldwin unpacking thread

*Vietnam flashbacks but also JonTron's old theme song plays in the background*

dude really didn't tweet for nearly a month, only to come back swinging

Establishment media advocating force

Between 2017 and 2020 it was "reading tea leaves"

In 2021 the tea leaves have turned to ash and smoke

"Democratic Fundraising Powerhouse ActBlue Amassed Nearly $150 Million From Small Donors With Misleading Sales Pitch, Documents Show" archive.md/vCnB8

wew

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