How to Describe #TheWheelofTime to #LordOfTheRings fans:
its like lord of the rings but better
what if when gandalf told frodo he needed to take the ring to rivendell he was also like hey this ring will give you cancer and you will definitely die also this cancer will kill all your friends and family
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gandalf also was like but dont worry about the cancer the ring will also make you insane so you probably wont mind the sweet release of death hey wait where are you going the whole world depends on you to die in the right place at the right time
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and then frodo spent the rest of the fellowship of the ring pretending that it wasnt true and telling everyone that he doesnt have the ring even though everyone can see it hanging around his neck
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and in the two towers frodo just runs away and gandalf just tries to find him and guide him meanwhile sam merry and pippin are also running away from frodo and gandalf because they dont want anything to do with this bullshit
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finally in return of the king frodo accedes that the ring has given him cancer hes a little insane and hell do what he needs to in order to bring the ring to mordor but will do it his own way which is the opposite of whatever gandalf suggests
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and then tolkien ends up writing eleven more books where we learn all about the history and politics of rivendell, rohan and gondor, not to mention seven more nations
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sam turns out to be able to talk to eagles through his mind and grows feathers all over his body and can call them in at will to various battles and situations
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merry and pippin do their best to run away and stay away from any sense of danger but accidentally and coincidentlly end up in the midst of everything.
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merry kills the mouth of sauron off screen and pippin marries into the royal family of rhun turning their forces against sauron
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meanwhile frodo becomes king of gondor rivendell and rohan through a combination of murder battles and politics all while slowly succumbing to the evil of the ring and everyone is pretty sure he is going to get everyone killed
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