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Nov 6, 2021, 7 tweets

In other news, I think Baby Satan might be too big and fast for his wheel…

… AT FIVE MONTHS OLD

Baby Satan weighed in today (5 months, 1 week) at 8 pounds.

And he woke my partner up at 3 am the other morning flinging the treat bag around the room, desperately trying to open it.

Sooooo…. STORY TIME

See, I have a laminator machine for my art work — and if necessity is the mother of invention, well…

I’m the mother of a Savannah kitten so

BACK UP OFF ME, BITCHES

my cat is an asshole and sometimes it just rubs off, what can i say

He’s so mad at me

m o t h e r

o f

t h e

y e a r

SLASH DRAGON SLASH SERVAL

Savannah cats are known for being territorial, but—-

Tyrannosaurus Hex is E X T R A

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