Starting off an epic #SaturdayNightZillow, a gorgeous California megamansion with this crazy room.
11K sf, a movie theater unlike any I've seen before, 6BR/7BA, a lot of quirky fun stuff and eye candy.
"Artistic masterpiece" $8.45M. Read on... 1/
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This is a first for me in Zillow-watching: Beds in the theater room. "Impressive home theater and meditation sanctuary" per the listing. I'm guessing the crazy Escher-style room (or is it Dazzle camouflage?) leads to it. #SaturdayNightZillow
These big homes all seem to have party showers these days. #SaturdayNightZillow
Not sure about having upholstered furniture in the bathroom. But it looks nice. #SaturdayNightZIllow
Really just a nice house. The bedroom is too big for my taste, but the grounds are pretty, and if it was, say, 1/10th the price I'm in! #SaturdayNightZIllow
Next up on #SaturdayNightZillow: a fantasy castle estate in Woodstock, Connecticut. It's *INSANE* and priced like it too. $35M.
126-foot towers, 18K+ sf, 9BR/7+BA/12 fireplaces, *75 acres*, MOAT
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The interior of the castle has quirks. Almost overstuffed. I assume owned by a collector? Is that a mummy sarcophagus, totem pole, etc? #SaturdayNightZillow
The kitchen is a little visually disorienting though spectacular. I kind of imagine it's where Merlin whips up some potions. #SaturdayNightZillow
There is a long, strange, sad story behind this castle. Read through the link about the man who built it:
Even more about the castle here. A lot of weird tends to accompany castle building in my experience:
Up next on #SaturdayNightZillow, a 10K sf Nevada party mansion with a *colossal* LAZY RIVER, a waterfall w/ hidden grotto, two jacuzzis + views of Lake Mead. Um, isn't there a water shortage out West? zillow.com/homedetails/10…
Inside is sort of fairly standard megamansion fare. Suit of armor, kitchen that is almost too large. Nice water wheel/kitschy old West thing going on outside. #SaturdayNightZillow
Surprised this house is just $3.9M honestly. You could charge admission to that lazy river.
Strong "Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Whose the Fairest of Them All" energy in this bathroom. But, as @StephanieKelton notes, no toilet paper???
Have you ever wanted to own a mansion designed as a showcase for your classic car collection? Well, have I got a house for you!!!
Parking for 25 cars. $1.75M. 30 acres! Pennsylvania is on #SaturdayNightZillow
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Both my wife and my sister-in-law separately sent me this listing so you know it's worth a click through. #SaturdayNightZillow
Strong Ferris Bueller's Day Off energy.
Next up: $550K buys you a hangar that's also a 2BR home. Now, that's convenience!
Wasilla, Alaska, hometown of Sarah Palin, is on #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/49…
Up next, AFFORDABLE MAINE ISLAND COTTAGE. You'd own one 1/6th interest in a 39-acre private island. You get a high cottage with 1K sf, solar power and spectacular views.
Just $550K! #SaturdayNightZillow
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52 of us could put in $11K each and have a week a year for life on this island.
NEW JERSEY represent on #SaturdayNightZIllow. OMG this crazy estate. Prepare your retinas. I'm not really sure *how* to describe this decor? $3.3M. and 7BR/have 7BA, nearly 7 acres. Pools, slides, party time! zillow.com/homedetails/23…
My eyes don't know how to process this door. Is this a normal thing in New Jersey??? Imagine bringing groceries in and having to avoid tripping down the marble. #SaturdayNightZillow
Sweet indoor pool on the left, party sauna (seats 8) on the right. Some insane parties were held here. #SaturdayNightZillow
They call this a "hibachi table." Who says you can't learn new things on Zillow? #SaturdayNightZillow
Not sure whether to love this TV setup or hate it. It seems a little distracting. #SaturdayNightZillow
Affordable CANADA housing on #SaturdayNightZillow. The southern tip of Nova Scotia has a cute 2BR cottage near beaches, lighthouse. $109K in Canadian dollars. A bargain? 52 of us should put $2K in each for a week for life!
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Possible bargain of the week, if you like bright colors. $225K gets you a big, bold house with central air.
5BR, 3BA, 3K+ sf on a big lot. Things are cheaper in Goldsboro, North Carolina on #SaturdayNightZillow! zillow.com/homedetails/41…
Listing calls this place "a license to print money" -- a 7-unit Victorian and an adjacent restaurant for $638K. Looks like it should be in the movies on the outside at least...
Vermont on #SaturdayNightZillow
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I've, uh, seen nicer pools. But it's Vermont. How often are you going to go swimming anyway? #SaturdayNightZillow
$286K gets you a ~6600 sf, 6BR real house on .75 acre in Illinois. Monthly payment $1417. Why do we live in expensive places again? The Internet exists. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/34…
This is a fun one. OWN YOUR OWN CAVE. Tourist attraction "Jacob's Cave" just north of Lake of the Ozarks. $3.42M, 223 acres. Did I mention, CAVE! Versailles, Missouri on #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/23…
NEW CONSTRUCTION. Gold toilets. Rolls parked in front. Who did they build this for? Gaudy turned up to 11. New York on #SaturdayNightZillow. $7.888M, dubbed "Palace of Brookville" zillow.com/homedetails/2-…
This is *a sink.* #SinkZillow #SaturdayNightZillow
These bathrooms just have me laughing. Like, WHAT? #SaturdayNightZillow
Dream kitchen. But there better be one for $7.888M! #SaturdayNightZillow.
Funky East Hampton House. And by funky, I mean FUNKY. 4BR, 3BA, $975K. Not for everybody. Artists involved. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…
Posting this house for one reason:
THIS TV IS TOO DAMN HIGH.
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Hope you enjoyed #SaturdayNightZillow!
Last house of the night really looks like an interior designer spent some time on it. May not be your style but I like it. La Cornue range, a lot of nice rooms and colors in a world of beige houses. Shelby, NC. zillow.com/homedetails/52…
Drone video of that Connecticut castle, which appears to be on an island. There are two separate bridges over the moat.
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