1/7... This "Hub" "Global Hub" is the nonsensical chatter that @NarendraModi & his lackeys like @AshwiniVaishnaw keep peddling as a "Keyword" for NOTHING.. What exactly are you a "global hub" for? Only Falsehoods & Mungerilal blabber..
2/7.. Sitting with dodos of @Timesnow .. all ministers in like Baraatis sing & dance glory to @NarendraModi like nuns assembled at the Vatican.. When in reality.. this "Global hub" nonsense is dropped as Kadi Patha in everything.. Manufacturing, Space, Toys, Empy Blabber..
3/7.. Just some months back.. @NarendraModi held a series of TOYCATHONS... Grandly claiming India can become a "Global toy hub"... His ignorance of production, market size and preferences in India pretty much describe his nonsensical Mungerilal blabber.. #GlobalHubBakwas..
4/7.. The global toy market is around 100Bn.. China being the dominant player.. India is a tiny drop at 1.5bn... but @NarendraModi wants to maket it a "Global toy hub" with what? With outdated Indian village toys.. Dhinglis & Dhinglas.. LOL! #GlobalHubBakwas
5/7.. Just as with the Toycathon.. Everything @NarendraModi grandly shouts is just hotair Mungerilal nonsense... with zero follow up or realisation... just like #MakeinIndia or #Atmanirbhar.. His ministries organise these useless shows for his lipstick... #GlobalHubBakwas..
5/7.. Just as @NarendraModi banned "TikTok" as a response to Chinese "invasion" on the border... he also banned Chinese toy imports more than once... Sometimes for technical reasons, sometimes just for "hool" maaro... the last such Tughlak action was in Jan.. #GlobalHubBakwas
7/7... And just as strangely the Chinese toy-ban happens... its also suddenly withdrawn because Ching Fungli loves @NarendraModi.. So after aiming to become "Global Hub" crap in Toys.. India is again importing 600mn worth of Toys.. What a fart this #GlobalHubBakws.. END OF STORY!
The last ban on import of Chinese toys was imposed by Ram Vilas Paswan to make them compliant with BIS (Blabber India Standard)... LOL!.. What happened?.. Maybe nobody in India complies with the BIS.. so the GOI restarted Chinese imports... Very Tughlaki Raj @NarendraModi..
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