ALL HAIL! COMRADE JOE HAS SIGNED MOST WONDERFUL INFRASTRUCTURE BILL! IT IS THE ACHIEVEMENT OUR SOVIET PREDECESSORS COULD NOT IMAGINE. NOW, FROM COAST TO COAST - INCLUDING HAWAII AND PUERTO RICO - AMERICA IS NOW FULL COMMUNIST!!!
BUILD COMRADES, BUILD! COMRADE JOE HAS SIGNED THE HIGHWAY BILL AND NOW WE PUT HAMMER AND SICKLE TO ASPHALT AND BUILD - BUILD THE COMMUNIST SUPERHIGHWAY FOR AMERICA
UNDER COMRADE JOE'S INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN, ALL CHILDREN WILL BE TAUGHT VITAL CRITICAL RACE THEORY! HAIL JOE!
"SEE MIKHAIL, UNDER COMRADE JOE'S INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN, SUPERIOR COMMUNIST PLANES NOW DOMINATE THE SKIES OF AMERICA! NO LONGER IS OUR ABOVE SOILED WITH CAPITALIST FLYING MACHINES!"
COMRADE JOE'S INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN GIVES ALL AMERICAN BABIES A COMMUNIST FLAG AT BIRTH, MADE FROM THE SHREDDED AMERICAN FLAGS WHICH ARE NO LONGER REQUIRED!
I AM USING NEW SOVIET FARMING TECHNIQUES AS DESCRIBED IN COMRADE JOE'S INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN, AND ALREADY I AM PRODUCING SUPERIOR, COMMUNIST HARVESTS! HAIL COMRADE JOE!!!
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