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Nov 20, 2021, 84 tweets

anyway it's tomorrow now

I can fix her

Anyway in case you missed it yesterday: the Rittenhouse verdict came in and people lost their minds.

I for one can't wait until someone makes "Rittenhouse: The Musical."

"Riot declared in Portland as protesters, cops clash after Rittenhouse verdict" nypost.com/2021/11/20/por…

"Fauci claims 'gain of function' is 'completely meaningless term' as he defends NIH actions" washingtonexaminer.com/news/fauci-cla…

Press F to pay respects to the heartbroken Twitter bots

ANYWAY another weekend of rioting in France according to twitter.com/Calam_media/

"Demonstration in Vienna in Austria against the confinement of the entire population from Monday and compulsory vaccination for the population from February 1, 2022 announced yesterday by the government." -- via twitter.com/AnonymeCitoyen/

It's still shocking to me how these reactionary statements to Rittenhouse from politicians get the basic facts of the situation SO WRONG that you can tell they didn't watch the trial at all

Also apparently there’s a DIFFERENT Kyle Rittenhouse…. mycbs4.com/news/local/gai…

"Today's [Kyle Rittenhouse] verdict speaks for itself" said Kamala Harris, who was a terrible prosecutor.

So yes. Things do speak for themselves.

(reminder that Gaige Grosskreutz apparently lived further away from Kenosha than Kyle)

"Fix the headlines!"

Oh, they will be.

🤔this could work. i could talk about this one next

Oh wow I forgot Twitter went after Ann Coulter for a statement that benign salon.com/2020/08/27/twi…

O__o

Not a parody account

👀👀👀

"Former Ferguson, Mo., officer arrived outside Kenosha court to support Rittenhouse with rifle" thehill.com/homenews/state…

> accuse Chris Cuomo of CNN of defending Kyle Rittenhouse

that's where you'll lose people's attention. lol

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:

These are the two most extreme (but also distinctly different!) Kyle Rittenhouse verdict reactions I could find.

Please take a moment and ponder what this says about society.

D'oh! ;__;

hahahaa

pardon me just taking a moment to acknowledge the disappointments that are Mark Ruffalo and Stephen King

Mandalorian was nice while it lasted

That's exactly what happened

And Disney won't do a thing about it :^)

Yeah the lack of IRL protests to the Rittenhouse verdict really BTFOs the notion that juries have to "fear the mob"

"Peter Buck, Subway co-founder, dies at 90" cbsnews.com/news/subway-co…

*telephone static*

omg it's that chick from the office

more "Hollywood" takes on Rittenhouse verdict are surfacing

"Army orders commanders to 'flag' unvaccinated troops to block reenlistment, effectively end careers" foxnews.com/us/army-comman…

Ah yes. The Nordstorm grocery store where bread and necessities are sold.

(reality)

WTF OpenSea censored StoneToss's NFTs?

"Sick of seeing my brothers rapist being praised," is what a family member of one of Joseph Rosenbaum's (MANY) rape victims wrote on Reddit.
reddit.com/r/Vent/comment…

"Kyle Rittenhouse is 100% on the trajectory to be a domestic abuser"

I'll just let Anthony Huber's criminal history speak for itself

Gee I think I'd be upset a little too

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;__; shit

"the city of Waukesha was streaming the parade. You see a vehicle go flying through the marching band at 20:42."
facebook.com/cityofwaukesha…

(watch the red car SPEED down the street in this clip, with a cop guy chasing after it on foot)

ANOTHER video from Waukesha (via twitter.com/if_mota/) showing the red car said to have plowed through a Christmas parade

"We are on scene now. One man says “most of his family are in the hospital” as he and his wife walked away. There are emergency crews everywhere" -- via twitter.com/SamKraemerTV/

Another video of the car in Waukesha.

O__O

A speeding Red SUV was within inches of ramming into a dancing little girl who had NO idea at what was going on with the Waukesha Christmas parade

Holy crap

(i took a screenshot of the relevant moment, the Red SUV is VERY MUCH in motion at this point)

"One man told me he saw about 30 people laying in the intersection of Main & Barstow."

currently listening to Waukesha City Police and Fire
broadcastify.com/webPlayer/30185

currently collecting videos of Waukesha situation as it comes in

A wholesome Christmas parade turned into a crime scene in the town of Waukesha tonight.

;__;

details still coming in

Waukesha:
-- "SUV barrel through a dance team of girls between 9 and 15 years old."
-- "She guessed 20 girls with the ‘Extreme Dancers’ were hit."

New video coming in but it's rotated the wrong way

hold on

CONTENT WARNING

"A viewer sent in horrifying video the moment a red SUV plowed through a crowd during the #Waukesha Holiday Parade. Its currently unclear how many people have been injured." - -via twitter.com/TaylorLumpkinT…

(an earlier video from this thread but rotated properly now)

oops

stop filming sideways

Red SUV from Waukesha parade tragedy has been located

i dunno what to say

there's only so much footage of the moment of tragedy in Waukesha

expect much more of the aftermath/probably a police conference at some point here on out

"Waukesha Police Chief says more than 20 people were hurt at the Waukesha Christmas Parade when a driver plowed through the crowd."

REPORT from Waukesha Police Chief

^ FORMAL Waukesha Police conference is in 47 minutes

only thing of note at the moment is reactions from politicians

new footage

Governor weighs in

stay safe Waukesha

giving this person the benefit of the doubt on the typo of "Whine" to "when"

Waukesha press conference in three mins

;__; #Waukesha

"I had to go from one crumpled body to the other to find my daughter. My wife and two daughters were almost hit."

ill take this random person's word for it

i can't handle this "I held one little girls head in my hand, she was seizing and she was bleeding out of her ears. I held her mother as she collapsed."

another Waukesha video

nothing short of a tragedy

a nightmare

tune in

"some children and some fatalities but we have to notify the deceased, an officer discharged his weapon to try and stop the vehicle..." chicago.cbslocal.com

"connection to terrorism at this time is unknown..."

"11 adults 12 children" injured

shelter in place no longer in effect

^^ "no longer believe shots fired from vehicle, but fired at vehicle to try and stop it"

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