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Nov 23, 2021, 6 tweets

Guys, a new line of human rights sneakers just dropped.

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A new pair of Assange Jordan's just dropped.

My new line of Trust Me Bro kicks just dropped.

My new line of rugged hard sole sneakers just launched for folks in tougher work environments who'd still like to celebrate America's commitment to human rights from tougher work environments. I'm self nominating these sneakers for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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