Thread by @eigenrobot

yall ready for my Conservative Case for Abortion

no thats boring i got that beat. a real Fresh angle

so heres the deal

if abortions are prohibited women will take way more birth control. absolute mountains of it. double doses just to be sure.

as we all know the actual cause of female masculization and neuroticism in this country is broad use of hormonal birth control

"i dont believe you"

look buddy my wife has discussed this issue at length

and i myself am a birth control Expert

in any case the way to RETVRN to traditional gender mores is to ban or discourage the use of nonlocal birth control, which in turn will lead women to continue wanting babies and the bottom will fall out of the market for abortion without all this political fuss

"capture the supreme court" you blind fools. you should have captured the FDA instead

a FURTHER issue is that banning abortion --> massive uptick of birth control use is that the resulting estrogen shortages will lead to fewer MtF transitions, disrupting the well-established transwoman to NRx pipeline that supplies the brain trust of modern conservative thought

anyway i think ive made my point. and maybe ive ruffled some feathers here. who knows! what i DO know is that all the guys who might be mad about this thread are also marinating in xenoestrogens and so unlikely to pose a threat to me, so i tweet with confidence. the end