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16 SEOs to follow in 2022 🎉
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1) Janet O
Janet says things like, 'you can't have SEO without O... Janet O'.
No one knows that this means.
In her spare time, she enjoys walks on the beach, classical music and canonical tags.
2) Secret Steven
Secret Steven is making big waves & has won loads of industry awards.
Only problem is he's so secretive, no one can find him to give him his awards.
3) Jim Tippins (aka PowerFoxOutlaw)
The person to follow to read 47 daily tweets about his routine & work ethic.
Apparently he is CRUSHING it.
Nothing like all the other tech bros, Jim is into crypto, has his own podcast, newsletter and loves to hustle (even on weekends).
4) Bridget 'The Barbarian' Smith
No one knows how she got the nickname 'The Barbarian'.
But a junior SEO questioned her site structure once and she hit them with an axe and then chugged a goblet of mead.
Classic Bridget.
5) Morgan Lam
The link building master.
Once built 200+ DR 90 links using only a paper clip, 4 gallons of whipped cream and a Persian cat.
6) Neal Batel
The self-titled king of content!
7) Captain Planet
Anonymous SEO who has adopted the persona of a cartoon character.
For legal reasons is not allowed within 40 yards of networking events.
8) Dirk Thunderpiss
CEO of bestvacuumcleanersnearme.net
9) Sarah Mortimer
Ranks B2B sites using a proven framework.
Some say, she has to wear industrial strength sunglasses because her rankings are so good, if she looks directly at the upward graphs she will melt her eyeballs.
10) Darren Cheeseman
Who ranks sites and smells like cheese?
Not Darren, but probably someone.
11) Bill Whittlingham
Newcomer but super enthusiastic!
Always quick to offer snarky advice despite only being in the industry 27 minutes.
May or may not access the internet via his smart fridge.
12) Payton Lighthouse
Agency owner who tweets a lot of stuff I don't understand but I am sure is very good.
Apparently really into NFTs but they never mention it.
13) Alex Ranker
Destined to be an SEO.
Not because of her surname, but because of 'the prophecy'...
14) Dakota Green
Industry veteran with 40+ years experience.
Apparently immortal.
15) Uncle Bulgaria
Old school SEO who doesn't actually do SEO anymore (and hasn't for many years).
But has lots of advice to offer that is definitely up to date and relevant.
16) Roger Gammon
Randomly assigned to (largely) female SEOs to offer unwarranted advice and be condescending.
Keep up the great work Roger!
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I really hope this list of the best SEOs to follow in 2022 has helped improve your (professional + personal) life beyond your wildest dreams.
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