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Character/tech artist (Dragonage, Where The Wild Things Are, Unreal 04, Civ IV, D&D Online, God of War:CoO, Stellaris ++) Writer. Minis. Intersex. (SHE/HER)

Dec 8, 2021, 46 tweets

Henry Cavill by #Warhammer Army Players, a thread:

Ultramarines painted exactly as per step by step guide:

Dark Elves with all the cheaty power gaming moves

Goblins heavy on the squigs

World Eaters player getting beaten by a kid

Player with six armies he bought along so you could decide which you would like to play against.

All of them have moustaches.

Eldar player since the 90s

Vampire player who has a long detailed backstory about their vampire and dresses like them

Space marines player who deploys a non-tank killing army when the new player has a tank heavy ork army.

Tau player patiently waiting to win just one match, sometime.

Magic user heavy player watching a noob make a deployment mistake.

Guy who spent months painting his well researched, historically accurate Empire army watching opponent set up Bozo the Clown painted orcs

Slaanesh all day, every day.

Sigmar painted gold

Guy who has thousands of space marines refusing to upgrade to Primaris.

Necrons and dunks them in silver paint.

Guy who never puts down the rulebook whilst you play.

Crimson Fist player who knows he sucks but kind of secretly enjoys the punishment.

Asshole who can afford a whole tonne of Forge World Titans and likes to rub your face in it.

Player whose army is half a starter boxed set.

Tyranid player

Khorne player who makes sexist and homophobic comments on forums who really just needs a good wank

Orc player

Elf player getting swarmed by undead player

Tomb Kings player who insists you measure precisely

High Elf player.

Nighthaunt player when his army snags on a curtain

Khaine player waiting for someone to mention how nicely painted all his minis are.

Guy looking at the total price plus shipping of his GW online order

Dark Angels. Obviously.

Flesh Eater Court painted using actual cadaver reference library. Don't put your finger near his mouth. Likes Armie Hammer.

Grey Knights.

Another fucking Ultramarine army painted using the official step by step guide.

Me buying Gobapalooza

Made his own chapter. Has backstory on his blog and vlog. Like and subscribe.

That one guy in your gaming group who always gets the girls. Always seems to play Sylvaneth.

Big Ogre Kingdoms player about to get out all the big big models of his big box.

40k? Mechanicus
Sigmar? Kharandon Overlords
Beer? Craft brewed, local sourced
Bread? Artesianal

Slaanesh still slaaneshing

Argues that finecast was brilliant and that he never had a single bubble in any of them despite you trying to avoid him at the party for like an hour.

Dude at GW store who only plays Lord of The Rings, pronounces all the names with rolled 'R's and whistly 'th' sounds.
Smells slightly of cheese.

Beastman player.

I should stress that I am in no way attracted to Henry Cavill.

Don't get me wrong, I would fuck him, but only to annoy all the people who desperately want to fuck him.

(Man, this tweet will probably bite me in the ass on Graham Norton some day.)

But I would rather hang and paint minis.

Only plays Rogue Trader era models.

Guy watching his well planned heroic cavalry charge being chewed through by lucky rerolls.

Remember folks, however you like your Warhammer, be kind. X

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