Let's lighten the mood on #ANCgov Twitter & get into the holiday spirit with...
πThe 12 Daves of Christmas!π βοΈππ
Your favorite holiday songs, dedicated to the Bronson administration. 1 posted daily to this thread.
First: π¨οΈ Dave Says No! π¨οΈ
The 12 Daves of Christmas: Day 2!
A familiar sound echoing through #ANCgov City Hall:
(tune: Silver Bells)
Day 3 in the 12 Daves of Christmas!
If you've been at an #ANCgov meeting since last year, this might hit a bit different.
(tune: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas)
The 12 Daves of Christmas, Day 4!
Today's installment could probably run a few verses longer, at the rate the bad #ANCgov news keeps rolling out.
(tune: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Day 5 in the 12 Daves of Christmas!
Today is a tribute to the many, many hours of misinformation we all endured from Dave's unmasked mob at #ANCgov meetings.
(tune: 12 Days of Christmas, of course!)
6th Day in the 12 Daves of Christmas!
Today's song is about what really happened at AWWU. Since their story keeps changing, #ANCgov will keep guessing!
(tune: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
The 12 Daves of Christmas, Day 7!
Like magic, Bronson appeared at an #ANCgov meeting one day last year, to save Anchorage from the pandemic. If there was a pandemic.
(tune: Frosty the Snowman)
Day 8 of the 12 Daves of Christmas! Tonight's installment is a tribute to the first big snow in Anchorage last month. #ANCgov
(tune: Winter Wonderland)
The 12 Daves of Christmas continues with Day 9!
A classic song about holiday hopes, which for some people in #ANCgov is, like everything, just about money & power. Ringing out at Save Anchorage fundraisers across the city (and Eagle River, too!)
(tune: White Christmas)
Day 10 in the 12 Daves of Christmas! Elections have consequences... and for the "friends" who bankrolled the ones currently in charge of #ANCgov, delivered a big payoff!
(tune: Deck the Halls)
The 12 Daves of Christmas: dropping Day 11 a little early today, in honor of tonight's meeting! Funny how the ones concerned about #ANCgov election "fraud" seem to mostly want to make life difficult for the election staff trying to do their jobs.
(tune: Jingle Bells)
Finally, Day 12 in the 12 Daves of Christmas! This last song has more questions than answers, as we hope for the best gift of all: the truth.
... But this isn't the end! A bonus song drops Thursday morning, a baker's dozen as an extra #ANCgov holiday treat!
(tune: Silent Night)
The 12 Daves of Christmas: bonus song!
Everyone's waiting tomorrow night for the man in the red suit. But Dave's friends can't wait for the man in the preacher's suit to shower them with campaign funds in 2022! Better watch out, #ANCgov!
(tune: Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
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