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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️

Dec 18, 2021, 7 tweets

@The_OtherET @Eric_Schmitt The AG (a @SLULAW Graduate)
for the Robinson case couldn’t wait
to put undue duress on #Missouri.
A mess! Schmitt sought
local control to vacate yet
laid bare hypocrisy’s extent 👀
for Democracy he would prevent. 🗽

@Adam_Sommer85 @mattfranck @rayhartmann

@The_OtherET @Eric_Schmitt @SLULAW @Adam_Sommer85 @mattfranck @rayhartmann As an att’y general’s polls dive, more
#Missouri|ans Schmitt will survive.
Robinson he adores
(but health plainly abhors) as he’d
upward the ladder connive. Though
he local electeds would school
Schmitt’s the shallow end in any pool.

@tishaura @DrSamPage

@The_OtherET @Eric_Schmitt @SLULAW @Adam_Sommer85 @mattfranck @rayhartmann @tishaura @DrSamPage Bancroft sought Dustin’s love to abridge, so his sportscar took him to the bridge, crazed desire to pursue. Robinson Schmitt will rue as his edicts are placed in the fridge by our judiciary that will send Schmitt running back to his frat.

🇺🇸🗽⚖️ @MoGov 🙏🏼

@The_OtherET @Eric_Schmitt @SLULAW @Adam_Sommer85 @mattfranck @rayhartmann @tishaura @DrSamPage @MoGov Schmitt’s illicit date wanted a drink.
Land o’Goshen what’ll people think!
Town gossip may beckon
in no time I’d reckon. Some
reports claim she was wearing mink.
Future Robinson losses can’t groom
this AG whose defeat folks presume.

@The_OtherET @Eric_Schmitt @SLULAW @Adam_Sommer85 @mattfranck @rayhartmann @tishaura @DrSamPage @MoGov In the end there’ll be lots of explain-
ing to do about Schmitt to Elaine. 😬
@SLULAW’s failed Graduate
would wreck the #ShowMeState
as he’d Cicero’s order disdain.
Eric’s hoax is now manifest, bro.
SALUS POPULI SUPREMA LEX ESTO. 🇺🇸

@The_OtherET @Eric_Schmitt @SLULAW @Adam_Sommer85 @mattfranck @rayhartmann @tishaura @DrSamPage @MoGov As an att’y general’s polls dive, more
#Missouri|ans Schmitt will survive.
Robinson he adores
(but health plainly abhors) as he’d
upward the ladder connive. Though
he local electeds would school
Schmitt’s the shallow end in any pool.

@BigElad @MarkPedroli

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