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@jchrthomas
On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. đŸŻđŸŒ±đŸ‡șđŸ‡žđŸ—œâš–ïž
Jun 16 ‱ 29 tweets ‱ 47 min read
@SenEricSchmitt ÎČ₀. Keinen Unterhaltungswert verliert diese Sendung, neu interpretiert. Versicherungswitze sind eigentlich spitze denn die Handlung ist mit Schmitt liiert. Die Grillkunst wurde angepriesen, der Anspruch aber abgewiesen. @SenateDems

@SenEricSchmitt @SenateDems 
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Sep 29, 2022 ‱ 4 tweets ‱ 7 min read
@KeithBeardslee @RareCamellia On his shortcomings Eric won’t dwell
his vote enabled farmland to sell
to concerns overseas:
Brazilians & Chinese.
None of it to Eric rings a bell?
Yet his vote to enable Smithfield
greater gov’t graft came to yield.
@buschvalentine

@KeithBeardslee @RareCamellia @buschvalentine The AG to a #steakfry went stag to impersonate knowledge of ag for his upcoming race, Blunt’s vacant seat to chase. His #hypocrisy made voters gag, especially folks who are rural 
 #frivolouslawsuits are his cure-all. @MOLegDems đŸŒ±

Sep 29, 2022 ‱ 20 tweets ‱ 100 min read
@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq Although funded at taxpayer cost
Eric’s posturing can still exhaust.
With #freetime on his hands
for new campaign grandstands
Eric’s past reputation he lost
once he chose theatrics to rehearse
by abusing the taxpayer’s purse.
@EllenLWeintraub @SeanJCooksey
@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub Eric Schmitt works for the gov’t;
public funds he improperly spent.
His trip to #HoltsSummit
let confidence plummet
in this overly litigious gent.
Always seeking more publicity
this AG lacks authenticity. 📾
@EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard
@SeanJCooksey
Sep 28, 2022 ‱ 31 tweets ‱ 82 min read
@Eric_Schmitt @NRSC 1/ Kennen Sie schon das #Telekolleg? Damals schien Fernsehen minder schrĂ€g. đŸ“ș Ja, ohne Verblendung ging Bildung auf Sendung. Heutzutage kann Bildung erregen nur kleinere Einschaltquoten 
 die Politiker sind Chaoten. 📾 @jeffroe đŸ»

@Eric_Schmitt @NRSC @jeffroe Image
Sep 28, 2022 ‱ 17 tweets ‱ 48 min read
@Eric_Schmitt 1/ Kennen Sie schon das #Telekolleg? Damals schien Fernsehen minder schrĂ€g. đŸ“ș Ja, ohne Verblendung ging Bildung auf Sendung. Heutzutage kann Bildung erregen nur kleinere Einschaltquoten 
 die Politiker sind Chaoten. 📾 @jeffroe đŸ»

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe 2/ Keinen Unterhaltungswert verliert diese Sendung, neu interpretiert. Versicherungswitze sind eigentlich spitze denn die Handlung ist mit Schmitt liiert. Die Grillkunst wurde angepriesen, der Anspruch aber abgewiesen. đŸ» @EricTrump

Aug 26, 2022 ‱ 5 tweets ‱ 17 min read
@Eric_Schmitt @TeamCavuto The AG went stag to a #steakfry to let on like a regular guy rather than ex-#ViceChair of the RAGA affair impelling him later to deny his own role making vile robocalls to attack Congress’s hallowed halls. @DougBeck562 @Flip_MO_Blue

@Eric_Schmitt @TeamCavuto @DougBeck562 @Flip_MO_Blue The AG to a #steakfry stag went. Many reckon $10,000 he spent his arguments and pleas to translate to Chinese. Of all people this litigious gent sees himself for Blunt’s seat qualified. About RAGA robocalls Schmitt lied. @sbarrett01

Aug 16, 2022 ‱ 11 tweets ‱ 48 min read
@mearmstrong77 @kctraction @Eric_Schmitt @buschvalentine Although funded at taxpayer cost
Eric’s posturing can still exhaust.
With #freetime on his hands
for new campaign grandstands
Eric’s past reputation he lost
once he chose theatrics to rehearse
by abusing the taxpayer’s purse.
@SeanJCooksey @EllenLWeintraub
@mearmstrong77 @kctraction @Eric_Schmitt @buschvalentine @SeanJCooksey @EllenLWeintraub AG Schmitt: a lawyer we don’t need.
His own office budget dry he’d bleed
bogus suits to rehearse
as his repute grew worse
while his authority he’d exceed. His
tax-financed trip to #HoltsSummit
his credibility let plummet. #mosen
@buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO
Jun 23, 2022 ‱ 29 tweets ‱ 204 min read
@Eric_Schmitt Eric’s campaign is long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. đŸŽ” #mosen đŸŽ¶ @jeffroe #SchmittList @erictrump
@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump To help brighten your day (if you’re blue), I’ve seen fit to add a sneak preview of Schmitt’s 22 tunes. Each one squarely lampoons the ineptitude of his sad crew. They’re listed in alphabet’s order; each tune makes this campaign grow shorter.

@andrewleppert @ivankatrump @SoCoGOP
Jun 15, 2022 ‱ 13 tweets ‱ 53 min read
@MartinKulldorff @Eric_Schmitt @JeffLandry .@peterthiel cut a sizable check that Schmitt’s credibility could wreck. Postmarked W. Hollywood? #Missouri understood: Schmitt’s campaign’s cofinanced by #BigTech.
@carinabergfeldt @JackSuntrup @j_hancock @jrpsaki @kgilsinan @tonymess @The65Project #mosen
@MartinKulldorff @Eric_Schmitt @JeffLandry @peterthiel @carinabergfeldt @JackSuntrup @J_Hancock @jrpsaki @kgilsinan @tonymess @The65Project BilförsÀkringsbolaget har fÄtt frÄn domstolen beskedet att nÄt ganska kÀnsligt har hÀnt som Àr numera kÀnt. Ingen skulle det ha förutspÄtt. Kvinnan drabbats av ett könssjukdom som överförtes utan kondom och fick $5M ÀndÄ: nÄgot som vi har svÄrt att förstÄ.
nyheter24.se/nyheter/utrike

Jun 6, 2022 ‱ 12 tweets ‱ 45 min read
@LarsNorberg @ElbridgeColby IfrÄn Fox hör vi bara skitsnack likasom deras komikerfack alltsÄ ingen nyhet av nÄgon kvalitet. Snarare fÄr vi en skrattattack. Björnen Àr nu för trött att kÀmpa pga hans ÄlderdomskrÀmpa medan advokaten alltid ljög sÄ att valprognoser nedÄt flög. @hawleymo
@LarsNorberg @ElbridgeColby @HawleyMO đŸ‡șđŸ‡žđŸ—œâš–ïž @SenateDems @dscc đŸ™đŸŒ
Jun 1, 2022 ‱ 7 tweets ‱ 19 min read
@Eric_Schmitt “When it comes to #AgapĂ©, I failed.
Although kids needed help there, I bailed. As the subject I changed, I left voters estranged so my polling further southward sailed. Although your vote I still solicit, my negligence made me #complicit.”

@robertbucklin8
@Eric_Schmitt @robertbucklin8 Schmitt’s popularity’s descending; Chuck Grassley & Paris are trending. Schmitt ignored #AgapĂ© 
 to close it he’d delay. His campaign’s with problems contending. @ParisHilton @BossBunny503 @SparetheRodHQ @ColtonSchrag @RepKeriIngle

May 31, 2022 ‱ 7 tweets ‱ 21 min read
@AGEricSchmitt “When it comes to #AgapĂ©, I failed.
Although kids needed help there, I bailed. As the subject I changed, I left voters estranged so my polling further southward sailed. Although your vote I still solicit, my negligence made me #complicit.”

@robertbucklin8
@AGEricSchmitt @robertbucklin8 Schmitt’s popularity’s descending; @ChuckGrassley & Paris are trending. Schmitt ignored #AgapĂ©: to close it he’d delay. His campaign’s with problems contending.

@ParisHilton @BossBunny503 @SparetheRodHQ @ColtonSchrag @RepKeriIngle

May 31, 2022 ‱ 7 tweets ‱ 21 min read
@AGEricSchmitt “When it comes to #AgapĂ©, I failed.
Although kids needed help there, I bailed. As the subject I changed, I left voters estranged so my polling further southward sailed. Although your vote I still solicit, my negligence made me #complicit.”

@robertbucklin8
@AGEricSchmitt @robertbucklin8 Schmitt’s popularity’s descending; @ChuckGrassley & Paris are trending. Schmitt ignored #AgapĂ©: to close it he’d delay. His campaign’s with problems contending.

@ParisHilton @BossBunny503 @SparetheRodHQ @ColtonSchrag @RepKeriIngle

May 31, 2022 ‱ 7 tweets ‱ 23 min read
@JerryDunleavy @HawleyMO Mike Pompeo has cause for regret. Donald freed Mullah Baradar, yet his peace “plan” has since failed. On our allies he bailed. Mike’s betrayal we’ll #NeverForget. đŸŒ» #TalibanTrump

@HASCDemocrats @votevets
@starsandstripes đŸ„€ @VFWHQ

@JerryDunleavy @HawleyMO @HASCDemocrats @votevets @starsandstripes @VFWHQ Donald set up the mission to fail;
on our soldiers and allies he’d bail.
He envisioned a rout
by the time we pulled out.
Did he put up our interests for sale?
He freed Baradar from Pakistan:
the new leader of Afghanistan.
@MoGov đŸ‡ș🇾

May 25, 2022 ‱ 11 tweets ‱ 35 min read
@theporch @abigailmarone @DavidJMarvin VÄr fader du som i himlen Àr,
ska det göra för mycket besvÀr
att fÄ be om ursÀkt
för sitt dÄlig andedrÀkt
dÄ vaccinerna stulits tyvÀrr.
Nu undrar vi hur mÄnga pengar
vaccintjyver hittills bortslÀnger.

@anders_aslund @COVIDOversight

@theporch @abigailmarone @DavidJMarvin @anders_aslund @COVIDOversight VÄr fader du som i himlen Àr,
ska det göra för mycket besvÀr
att fÄ be om ursÀkt
för sitt dÄlig andedrÀkt
dÄ vaccinerna stulits tyvÀrr.
Nu undrar vi hur mÄnga pengar
vaccintjyvar hittills bortslÀnger.

@jeremykohler đŸ™đŸŒ @michelemunz

May 23, 2022 ‱ 9 tweets ‱ 32 min read
@anniefreyshow @Cardinals @KMOXSports Eric struts upon an empty stage filing bogus suits vs. #SamPage that doctors rejected as Eric infected the suburbs he’d happily wage a #peculiar wharfair against. With the state’s famed motto he dispensed yet fancied himself a bold hero. Upon the scoreboard we read 0.
â›Č @KCMO ⚟ @anniefreyshow @Cardinals @KMOXSports @KCMO Eric’s lawsuits made #Missouri sick
as he went to bat for Parson’s clique.
First school districts to sue,
then each loss to boohoo
lent this AG an air lunatic
who attempted the ladder to climb
with theatrics on the public dime.

@msta @moaesp @moassp @kcmo
May 20, 2022 ‱ 10 tweets ‱ 41 min read
@Jeremy_Danner @Eric_Schmitt Toward #ElPaso southwest Eric flew,
but it seems hardly anyone knew
that to Texas he’d flown.
His events overblown,
as a rule, attract supporters few.
#GreitensTreasurer in Texas tanned;
his self-marketing no one can stand.

@EricWoods @rogersforKC @FEC đŸ‡ș🇾
@Jeremy_Danner @Eric_Schmitt @EricWoods @rogersforKC @FEC A tax-sponsored trip to #HoltsSummit already caused Schmitt’s polls to plummet. His credo? #DoLittle. At work he would fiddle; each typo incredibly dumb. It alas beggars taxpayers’ belief: he misspelled his own name on a brief. @FEC

May 10, 2022 ‱ 7 tweets ‱ 26 min read
@AShane303 @Eric_Schmitt .@LucasKunceMO đŸ‡ș🇾 @ericgreitens
@wiczipedia @mobarnews @ABAesq
@MOMedicalAssn @TheJusticeDept
@AShane303 @Eric_Schmitt @LucasKunceMO @EricGreitens @wiczipedia @mobarnews @ABAesq @MOMedicalAssn @TheJusticeDept The #wordsalad Eric is dressing
continues to produce distressing
and nonsensical claims.
Though Schmitt the system games,
negligence he should be confessing.
Upon reading his #gobbledygook,
people clearly see that he’s a kook.

@dhellingkc đŸ™đŸŒ @DanMargolies
Feb 25, 2022 ‱ 6 tweets ‱ 21 min read
@Koenig4MO @JoeBiden 1/ Mike Pompeo has cause for regret. Donald freed Mullah Baradar yet his peace “plan” has since failed; on our allies he bailed. Mike’s betrayal we’ll #NeverForget. đŸŒ» @JasonKander @HASCDemocrats @votevets @starsandstripes đŸ„€ @VFWHQ

@Koenig4MO @JoeBiden @JasonKander @HASCDemocrats @votevets @starsandstripes @VFWHQ 2/ Donald set up the mission to fail;
on our soldiers and allies he’d bail.
He envisioned a rout
by the time we pulled out.
Did he put up our interests for sale?
He freed Baradar in Pakistan:
the new leader of Afghanistan.
@s_webber

Feb 20, 2022 ‱ 33 tweets ‱ 215 min read
@tedcruz Large numbers of people were screaming; of victory Ted was still dreaming, but his campaign fell short. Now no one can support this senator seen to be scheming, our Democracy to undermine; it’s the Republican #partyline.
đŸ™đŸŒ @scuds57

@tedcruz @scuds57 Bob & Eric went to #ParkwayWest to wish Senator Ted Cruz the best for his ’16 campaign. (Eric’s lawsuits insane 6 years later proved to be a pest.) With so many disgruntled #Longhorns, Cruz’s lost reputation he mourns — a gathering in #Chesterfield no Cruz nomination would yield.
Feb 17, 2022 ‱ 7 tweets ‱ 17 min read
@POttomeyer Onder hosted a garden affair.
Hardly anyone seemed to be there
for his strange medicine with
an unnerving grin little com-
mon good had brought to bear.
Was it just a Friday photo-op for
their next campaigns to set up shop?
@bobondermo @govparsonmo @MoGov
@POttomeyer @BobOnderMO @GovParsonMO @MoGov More trustworthy than that doc may
be #RuthGordon in “#RosemarysBaby.”
Onder’s strange medicine
(with a pro-Donald grin)
lends this cultist a presence shady.
Anti-mask and yet for a vaccine?
Onder’s job: to play Trump’s tambourine.