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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire gerrymandered #Missouri to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️
May 10 • 7 tweets • 26 min read
@AShane303 @Eric_Schmitt .@LucasKunceMO 🇺🇸 @ericgreitens
@wiczipedia @mobarnews @ABAesq
@MOMedicalAssn @TheJusticeDept
@AShane303 @Eric_Schmitt @LucasKunceMO @EricGreitens @wiczipedia @mobarnews @ABAesq @MOMedicalAssn @TheJusticeDept The #wordsalad Eric is dressing
continues to produce distressing
and nonsensical claims.
Though Schmitt the system games,
negligence he should be confessing.
Upon reading his #gobbledygook,
people clearly see that he’s a kook.

@dhellingkc 🙏🏼 @DanMargolies
Feb 25 • 6 tweets • 21 min read
@Koenig4MO @JoeBiden 1/ Mike Pompeo has cause for regret. Donald freed Mullah Baradar yet his peace “plan” has since failed; on our allies he bailed. Mike’s betrayal we’ll #NeverForget. 🌻 @JasonKander @HASCDemocrats @votevets @starsandstripes 🥀 @VFWHQ

@Koenig4MO @JoeBiden @JasonKander @HASCDemocrats @votevets @starsandstripes @VFWHQ 2/ Donald set up the mission to fail;
on our soldiers and allies he’d bail.
He envisioned a rout
by the time we pulled out.
Did he put up our interests for sale?
He freed Baradar in Pakistan:
the new leader of Afghanistan.
@s_webber

Feb 20 • 33 tweets • 215 min read
@tedcruz Large numbers of people were screaming; of victory Ted was still dreaming, but his campaign fell short. Now no one can support this senator seen to be scheming, our Democracy to undermine; it’s the Republican #partyline.
🙏🏼 @scuds57

@tedcruz @scuds57 Bob & Eric went to #ParkwayWest to wish Senator Ted Cruz the best for his ’16 campaign. (Eric’s lawsuits insane 6 years later proved to be a pest.) With so many disgruntled #Longhorns, Cruz’s lost reputation he mourns — a gathering in #Chesterfield no Cruz nomination would yield.
Feb 17 • 7 tweets • 17 min read
@POttomeyer Onder hosted a garden affair.
Hardly anyone seemed to be there
for his strange medicine with
an unnerving grin little com-
mon good had brought to bear.
Was it just a Friday photo-op for
their next campaigns to set up shop?
@bobondermo @govparsonmo @MoGov
@POttomeyer @BobOnderMO @GovParsonMO @MoGov More trustworthy than that doc may
be #RuthGordon in “#RosemarysBaby.”
Onder’s strange medicine
(with a pro-Donald grin)
lends this cultist a presence shady.
Anti-mask and yet for a vaccine?
Onder’s job: to play Trump’s tambourine.

Feb 2 • 8 tweets • 26 min read
@SenHawleyPress Mike Pompeo has cause for regret. Donald freed Mullah Baradar, yet his peace “plan” has since failed. On our allies he bailed. Mike’s betrayal we’ll #NeverForget. 🌻 #TalibanTrump
@HASCDemocrats @votevets
@starsandstripes 🥀 @VFWHQ

@SenHawleyPress @HASCDemocrats @votevets @starsandstripes @VFWHQ Donald set up the mission to fail;
on our soldiers and allies he’d bail.
He envisioned a rout
by the time we pulled out.
Did he put up our interests for sale?
He freed Baradar from Pakistan:
the new leader of Afghanistan.
@MoGov 🇺🇸

Jan 29 • 32 tweets • 170 min read
@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs As for Schmitt’s enduring legacy
it’s the virus he helped let run free.
First he sued, later lied.
16,000 folks died but Schmitt
hoped yet more publicity could
restore his badly tarnished name
as his policies remain the same.
@MoGov

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov With the suffering Schmitt puts folks through, nurses’ sympathy’s long overdue after hospitals burst; AG Schmitt stayed the worst as his pile of harmful lawsuits grew. For his sympathy don’t hold your breath, ’cause this 🚑 chaser serves death.
@ABAesq @VP
Jan 22 • 29 tweets • 210 min read
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle Eric’s campaign was long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view, for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. @MoGov #SchmittList

@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov To help brighten your day (if you’re blue), I’ve seen fit to add a sneak preview of Schmitt’s 22 tunes. Each one squarely lampoons the ineptitude of his sad crew. They’re listed in alphabet’s order; each tune can make his term grow shorter.

@mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP ImageImage
Jan 14 • 59 tweets • 481 min read
@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch Eric’s campaign was long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view, for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. @MoGov #SchmittList

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov With just #200days left to go ’til
the primary, Eric’s #SchmittShow
little headway can make,
for this candidate’s fake
& his pro-COVID ”policies” blow.
But at least he has a full playlist
before August 2nd he’s dismissed.
@mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley
Jan 12 • 8 tweets • 29 min read
@KelliAFord @HawleyMO Mike Pompeo has cause for regret. Donald freed Mullah Baradar, yet his peace “plan” has since failed. On our allies he bailed. Mike’s betrayal we’ll #NeverForget. 🌻 #Afghanistan
@HASCDemocrats @votevets
@starsandstripes 🥀 @VFWHQ

@KelliAFord @HawleyMO @HASCDemocrats @votevets @starsandstripes @VFWHQ Donald set up the mission to fail;
on our soldiers and allies he’d bail.
He envisioned a rout
by the time we pulled out.
Did he put up our interests for sale?
He freed Baradar from Pakistan:
the new leader of #Afghanistan.
@MoGov 🇺🇸

Jan 11 • 7 tweets • 24 min read
@SenHawleyPress Mike Pompeo has cause for regret. Donald freed Mullah Baradar, yet his peace “plan” has since failed. On our allies he bailed. Mike’s betrayal we’ll #NeverForget. 🌻 #Afghanistan

@HASCDemocrats @votevets
@starsandstripes 🥀 @VFWHQ

@SenHawleyPress @HASCDemocrats @votevets @starsandstripes @VFWHQ Donald set up the mission to fail;
on our soldiers and allies he’d bail.
He envisioned a rout
by the time we pulled out.
Did he put up our interests for sale?
He freed Baradar from Pakistan:
the new leader of #Afghanistan.
@MoGov 🇺🇸

Jan 1 • 32 tweets • 227 min read
@Eric_Schmitt Eric’s campaign was long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view, for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. @MoGov #SchmittList

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov 1/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need @RoyBlunt in the Senate to succeed.

@hawleymo
Dec 24, 2021 • 38 tweets • 307 min read
@Eric_Schmitt Eric’s campaign was long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view, for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. @MoGov #SchmittList

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov 1/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need @RoyBlunt in the Senate to succeed.

@tishaura
Dec 21, 2021 • 29 tweets • 238 min read
@thisweekinmopol @scottfaughn @PatWhiteSTL @RepSheenBean @JoeBiden @BarklageCompany @AJSchwadron @Eric_Schmitt @KCMikeMahoney Eric’s campaign was long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view, for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. @MoGov #SchmittList

@thisweekinmopol @scottfaughn @PatWhiteSTL @RepSheenBean @JoeBiden @BarklageCompany @AJSchwadron @Eric_Schmitt @KCMikeMahoney @MoGov 1/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need Roy Blunt in the Senate to succeed.

@tishaura
Dec 18, 2021 • 7 tweets • 17 min read
@The_OtherET @Eric_Schmitt The AG (a @SLULAW Graduate)
for the Robinson case couldn’t wait
to put undue duress on #Missouri.
A mess! Schmitt sought
local control to vacate yet
laid bare hypocrisy’s extent 👀
for Democracy he would prevent. 🗽

@Adam_Sommer85 @mattfranck @rayhartmann
@The_OtherET @Eric_Schmitt @SLULAW @Adam_Sommer85 @mattfranck @rayhartmann As an att’y general’s polls dive, more
#Missouri|ans Schmitt will survive.
Robinson he adores
(but health plainly abhors) as he’d
upward the ladder connive. Though
he local electeds would school
Schmitt’s the shallow end in any pool.

@tishaura @DrSamPage
Nov 8, 2021 • 5 tweets • 11 min read
@LoveMyMissouri @PapaZ1961 @springfieldNL @CityofSgf @OzarkMO @HawleyMO What’s my goal? To help citizens think of how badly politicos stink who deserve ridicule as a critical tool. Like my hero (a panther in pink) every lie I will work to outsmart, as I combat their deceptive art. 😆 #MissouriProud 🏳️‍🌈 #mosen 👀 #PinkPanther 💎
@LoveMyMissouri @PapaZ1961 @springfieldNL @CityofSgf @OzarkMO @HawleyMO Sometimes Mike may put on a Stetson;
in this getup, he’s a #GeorgeJetson.
As his ratings implode,
press [F12] to “decode” 🙄
stray words that 57 gets in
on irrelevant #Missouri tours
that delivered no variant cures.

#ParsonFailedMO

Nov 7, 2021 • 17 tweets • 119 min read
@axios @juliet_bartz @HawleyMO @HBO @hbomax #HawleyLies thru his pearly white teeth; #LIBERTY’s enemy’s found beneath. Hawley lifted his fist but his crew its goal missed; put-in rule to no one they’ll bequeath. Only 10 months ago yesterday, Hawley chose our nation to betray.

@axios @juliet_bartz @HawleyMO @HBO @hbomax Supply chain issues?
Hawley complains. 🙄
Vax distribution?
@mikeparson drains. 🤔

@PressSec @j_hancock @michelemunz @tonymess @RepCori @MayorLucasKC @tishaura @DrSamPage @Patty4MO @EricTeetsel @VP @KCMO @fema @whca @COVIDOversight

Nov 7, 2021 • 11 tweets • 32 min read
@TrishForMO 1/ #WeRemember January 6. #JustinHill was up to dirty tricks when he met #JasonSmith January the 5th as seditionists came from the sticks. Neither managed their goal to attain, so they offboarded 45’s train.

@jasonsmithmo @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte
@TrishForMO @JasonSmithMO @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte 2/ #JustinHill today 10 months ago his support for Hawley’s plan would show. Did they co-ordinate? To find out would be great. Maybe soon each of them will eat crow? His own swearing-in Justin would skip to co-pilot insurrection’s ship.

@SenHawleyPress 👀
Nov 7, 2021 • 11 tweets • 34 min read
@JasonSmithMO @All435Reps 1/ #WeRemember January 6. #JustinHill was up to dirty tricks when he met #JasonSmith January the 5th as seditionists came from the sticks. Neither managed their goal to attain, so they offboarded 45’s train.
@BigElad @MGwin46 @SpeakerPelosi @January6thCmte
@JasonSmithMO @All435Reps @BigElad @MGwin46 @SpeakerPelosi @January6thCmte 2/ #JustinHill today 10 months ago his support for Hawley’s plan would show. Did they co-ordinate? To find out would be great. Maybe soon each of them will eat crow? His own swearing-in Justin would skip to co-pilot insurrection’s ship.

@SenHawleyPress 👀
Nov 7, 2021 • 11 tweets • 34 min read
@GovParsonMO @KRJONZ 1/ #WeRemember January 6. #JustinHill was up to dirty tricks when he met #JasonSmith January the 5th as seditionists came from the sticks. Neither managed their goal to attain, so they offboarded 45’s train.

@jasonsmithmo @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte
@GovParsonMO @KRJONZ @JasonSmithMO @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte 2/ #JustinHill today 10 months ago his support for Hawley’s plan would show. Did they co-ordinate? To find out would be great. Maybe soon each of them will eat crow? His own swearing-in Justin would skip to co-pilot insurrection’s ship.

@SenHawleyPress 👀
Nov 7, 2021 • 11 tweets • 32 min read
@Eric_Schmitt 1/ #WeRemember January 6. #JustinHill was up to dirty tricks when he met #JasonSmith January the 5th as seditionists came from the sticks. Neither managed their goal to attain, so they offboarded 45’s train.

@jasonsmithmo @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte
@Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte 2/ #JustinHill today 10 months ago his support for Hawley’s plan would show. Did they co-ordinate? To find out would be great. Maybe soon each of them will eat crow? His own swearing-in Justin would skip to co-pilot insurrection’s ship.

@SenHawleyPress 👀
Nov 7, 2021 • 11 tweets • 34 min read
@AGJeffLandry @HawleyMO 1/ #WeRemember January 6. #JustinHill was up to dirty tricks when he met #JasonSmith January the 5th as seditionists came from the sticks. Neither managed their goal to attain, so they offboarded 45’s train.

@jasonsmithmo @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte
@AGJeffLandry @HawleyMO @JasonSmithMO @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte 2/ #JustinHill today 10 months ago his support for Hawley’s plan would show. Did they co-ordinate? To find out would be great. Maybe soon each of them will eat crow? His own swearing-in Justin would skip to co-pilot insurrection’s ship.

@SenHawleyPress 👀