Thread by @TweetFireside

Timeline cleanser of Fireside's furry friends ⬇️

Here is Jerry (black cat) and Felix (fluffy striped boy) 😻

Here are Kasper and Whiskey, who enjoy food, really REALLY long walks, toys, and ice cubes. Whiskey is the one who looks cooler than we’ve ever looked in his owner’s sunglasses, and Kasper is the one who's utterly obsessed with toys.

Speaking of Kasper, fun fact: while trying to find pictures for this thread, Kasper’s owner realized that Kasper is a bit of a derp 👅

This is Emma Goldman -- she enjoys sitting on bags, naps in the sunshine, and eating the rich. Fun fact about Emma: She comes from a litter of #commiecats -- her brothers' names were Lenin, Trotsky, and Gompers.

This is Buster, who sees Kasper’s derp and raises it with a derp derpity derp

This is Biscuit – she enjoys traveling the world and biting her owner’s nose at 5:30 am for breakfast 🥯🍳☕️🥞

This is Buddy Mary Takai, who is enjoying a restful morning.

Here is a perfect kosher 🍤 named Izzy. Fun fact: this is a great sleeping position for cats when its chilly ❄️

This is Simon, who is being pet sat and this time he showed up in his winter attire 👔🧥

This is Stripey. Fun facts about Stripey include but are not limited to:
He may or may not be santa claws 🐾
He took his own selfie for this 📸

This is the expert mouse catcher, Binx.
*no live mice were harmed in the making of this photo

This is Nori – we’re told she’s a dog but we think she may in fact be a polar bear. Nori needs lots of pets, and treats, and prefers her owners keep the home at arctic temperatures. ❄️

This is Ruby 💗♥️💜💛🧡💚 not to be dramatic or anything but we would die for Ruby

Here are Naomi and Frances. Two fun and unsurprising facts about them:
They do not photographic together (no paparazzi please) 📸📸📸
They are both divas 💅💅

Introducing Basil 🌿 and Oliver 🫒 who only nap on thrones 5x their size because they are 👑

Here is Samwise the Brave. Samwise the Brave enjoys carrying his toys through the house, playing with Bowie, and showing off his fresh set of gel tip nails

Samwise the brave also enjoys hiding in fleece blankets and sitting by the fireside 🔥

His brother, Bowie is an aspiring #influencer (@bs_in_dc) and enjoys being the life of the party, drinking water from the sink, purring 24/7, and pretending to be a dog

Please meet Pumkin and Dan Marino’s Super Bowl Ring (yes that is her full name. ps. don’t lose bets with friends)
Fun fact:
Pumpkin spent all Christmas tearing down tree ornaments 🙃
Dan Marino’s Super Bowl ring participates in every zoom conference call

Please meet Pumpkin and Dan Marino’s Super Bowl Ring (yes that is her full name. ps. don’t lose bets with friends)
Fun fact:
Pumpkin spent all Christmas tearing down tree ornaments 🙃
Dan Marino’s Super Bowl ring participates in every zoom conference call

This is Sushi 🍣 who is has a wishbone on his forehead and is a good luck charm for his owner 💜

This is Bauer. He's a 12 year old yorkie named after the hit early 2000’s show “24” who LOVES bacon.

This is Huey P, who loves snuggles, playing fetch with his spring, and most importantly, tearing down systems of white supremacy with his best paw forward!