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Jan 10, 2022, 13 tweets

Okay, yeah, we're gonna do it. Let's look at Kate's "best" ten outfits. #FashionWatch

Via British Vogue.
vogue.co.uk/fashion/galler…

Look one, Jenny Packham in 2011.

Okay, yeah. This one was fabulous.

2018, American state dinner, Alexander McQueen.

There's a thing called a "prison press", where you lay your suit (or gown) below your mattress and sleep on it to flatten it out.

That's what this gown looks like it had done to it.

Falconetti dress in 2020.

Great color, and that flounce at the bottom hem makes her legs look like stumps and she's got pretty much an ideal body for wearing clothes.

Lose that, it'd work.

McQueen, worn multiple times.

Snoooooore. Her princess-line coats look much better.

Alessandra Rich dress, worn multiple times.

Very, VERY unflattering Diana cosplay. That dropped waist is tragic.

Hail no.

Barbara Cassandra in 2016.

Her figure is the only way this worked. SUUUPER boring.

Needs a necklace.

Erdem, 2020.

I don't know what it is about the flounces but all they do is say "LOOK HOW WIDE I AM". She gets away with it because she's a twig but they still don't look GOOD.

This isn't part of the montage, but it's a princess line dress, with the fitting seams done vertically instead of horizontally. See how much better it looks? She still looks older than she is, but it's not disjointed.

Gucci, 2021.

Meghan wears pants, Kate wears pants.

With a bow. There's always a goddamn bow somewhere.

Jenny Packham, 2011.

If they're calling this great, they're either scraping the bottom of the barrel or using images the Palace sent over. This is average. At best.

In McQueen for Louis' christening.

I'll give her half a point since she's in church, but blurgh. So very blurgh.

Kate always does better when she's not wearing English designers.

The end.

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