"Seward [royal watcher/boot licker/minion]: People look at Duchess Kate and ‘see the perfect queen, young & beautiful’"
Kate is forty. QE assumed the throne at age twenty-six.
"Meghan must be so mad to see Kate looking like the ghost of a Confederate widow."
LMAO
Quotes from here: celebitchy.com/749002/seward_…
"...evokes an image of the Queen as a young woman and even conjures up historically a Boadicea, strong, yet feminine..."
"...if and when Kate becomes Queen, she’ll likely be in her 50s or maybe even 60s. She will not be a “young queen,”
"... if that happens, we’ll still be hearing about how Kate “is coming into her own” and that she has big plans to be keen as Queen, she promises. Kate’s immaturity and laziness doesn’t actually make her younger or seem younger, is my point."
The end.
Also this doesn't look like her - I think someone new did the Photoshop? - and I'll bet someone else chose the dress. She should keep it. It's better than most of hers.
Meow, Petty University class dismissed. (Go watch Swoop on YT.)
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