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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️

Jan 29, 2022, 32 tweets

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs As for Schmitt’s enduring legacy
it’s the virus he helped let run free.
First he sued, later lied.
16,000 folks died but Schmitt
hoped yet more publicity could
restore his badly tarnished name
as his policies remain the same.
@MoGov

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov With the suffering Schmitt puts folks through, nurses’ sympathy’s long overdue after hospitals burst; AG Schmitt stayed the worst as his pile of harmful lawsuits grew. For his sympathy don’t hold your breath, ’cause this 🚑 chaser serves death.
@ABAesq @VP

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy’s long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
@alexgarzaMD

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy’s long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.

@BigElad 🙏🏼

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy’s long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.

@CyrusShick

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy’s long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.

@MoLegDems

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy’s long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.

@emzorbit

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy: long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
@Flip_MO_Blue

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy: long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.

@govparsonmo

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy: long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.

@hawleymo 👀

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy: long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
@IntlCrimCourt

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy: long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.

🙏🏼 @jzikah ✍️

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy: long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
@KCMO 🙏🏼 @KDHE

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah @KCMO @KDHE Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy’s long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
@LauraAnnSTL

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah @KCMO @KDHE @LauraAnnSTL Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy’s long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.

@mobarnews

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah @KCMO @KDHE @LauraAnnSTL @mobarnews Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate a campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
@nicolergalloway

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah @KCMO @KDHE @LauraAnnSTL @mobarnews @nicolergalloway Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
@OversightDems

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah @KCMO @KDHE @LauraAnnSTL @mobarnews @nicolergalloway @OversightDems Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy’s long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
🗽 @POTUS ⚖️

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah @KCMO @KDHE @LauraAnnSTL @mobarnews @nicolergalloway @OversightDems @POTUS Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
@crystal_quade

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah @KCMO @KDHE @LauraAnnSTL @mobarnews @nicolergalloway @OversightDems @POTUS @crystal_quade Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy’s long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
@rayhartmann

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah @KCMO @KDHE @LauraAnnSTL @mobarnews @nicolergalloway @OversightDems @POTUS @crystal_quade @rayhartmann Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy’s long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
🙇🏼 @s_webber

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah @KCMO @KDHE @LauraAnnSTL @mobarnews @nicolergalloway @OversightDems @POTUS @crystal_quade @rayhartmann @s_webber Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy: long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
@tishaura 🙏🏼

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah @KCMO @KDHE @LauraAnnSTL @mobarnews @nicolergalloway @OversightDems @POTUS @crystal_quade @rayhartmann @s_webber @tishaura Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
@SarahUnsicker

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah @KCMO @KDHE @LauraAnnSTL @mobarnews @nicolergalloway @OversightDems @POTUS @crystal_quade @rayhartmann @s_webber @tishaura @SarahUnsicker Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
@VCP_HQ @VFWHQ

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah @KCMO @KDHE @LauraAnnSTL @mobarnews @nicolergalloway @OversightDems @POTUS @crystal_quade @rayhartmann @s_webber @tishaura @SarahUnsicker @VCP_HQ @VFWHQ Intense suffering Schmitt put folks through. Nurses’ sympathy: long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.

@whca @WUSTL

@Eric_Schmitt @RepublicanAGs @MoGov @ABAesq @VP @alexgarzaMD @BigElad @CyrusShick @MOLegDems @emzorbit @Flip_MO_Blue @GovParsonMO @HawleyMO @IntlCrimCourt @jzikah @KCMO @KDHE @LauraAnnSTL @mobarnews @nicolergalloway @OversightDems @POTUS @crystal_quade @rayhartmann @s_webber @tishaura @SarahUnsicker @VCP_HQ @VFWHQ @whca @WUSTL Intense suffering Schmitt put folks thru. Nurses’ sympathy: long overdue after 🏥s burst; Eric remained the worst as a pile of poison lawsuits grew, only filed to inflate the campaign of a ladder climber now insane.
@RepMaxineWaters

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