Thread by @Noellenarwhal

Today on convoy radio, they're encouraging each other to fires burning in the streets for warmth. Looks like it's gonna be another day

#OttawaConvoy

One of the trolls offered Cleveland steamers. I love the trolls

The mods think that the trolls actually care about getting blocked. It's precious

Guys...they still don't seem to know what the end game is for this. People keep asking how long they're staying

People looking for food...again

They did not plan this well

Hot showers available at the Ram Ranch!! I cackled

Apparently Trudeau is speaking at 1pm. No one knows where

Apparently the trolls are committing spiritual warfare

They're so damn dramatic

One of the truckers is complaining that he didn't sleep because of the horns and wants to have a curfew. I'm curious what he thinks was gonna happen

They're singing again. This one lady thinks she's Kelly Clarkson. She is not

Holy crap. They actually think that the Marriott is just gonna let them in to use showers

They're getting really rattled by the trolls

They just figured out that The Ram Ranch isn't a real place

They're now being jerks to a supporter who was saying that they kept his pregnant wife up all night with the honking

It's poetry hour now. This is...wow
I need to start talking about how re deradicalize these people

Guys!!! GUYS!! One of them became self aware! He suggested to go to Queens Park! Maybe they figured out that the mandates are provincial???

I feel like it's a little early in the day for them to be crying. They need to pace themselves

Guys! They're gonna accomplish this! According to astrology, it's in the stars.

It's not but whatever

Oh great!! Someone is suggesting that the truckers go to Justin Trudeau's house!!

Anyone wanna take bets on how many times these non-sheep can say "keep on truckin"?

My guess is 34,976

Now they're arguing about whether or not they should go to Trudeau's house.

An American chimed in saying "don't go to anyone's house. Even in the US. You go to the White House, not the President's house."

Ummm...who's gonna tell him??

Someone is asking how they get reimbursed from the gofundme. Bless his heart

I really want to know the lyrics to this butthole song that the trolls keep blasting. It sounds catchy

Someone called Parliament Hill Trudeau's Ruck Stop and they think it is the most clever thing they've ever heard! So much wit!!

I figured it out!

🎵 I wonder what's inside your butthole!!🎵

I'm gonna be singing that all day

More crying

Ooooooh...they just said that one person planned this. Could that one person be Pat King??? 👀

I think they accidentally said the quiet part out loud

They're talking about pulling their kids out of school

Sure...that's gonna be good for them

"Although we're the minority, we're not visible minorities. Keep that positive thought in your mind"

Dude, WHAT?!?!

Aaaaand someone doxxed the PM

Someone was very happy about the free food.

I'm going to assume that he's talking about the food they stole from the soup kitchen

Someone is playing Pat King's white supremacist rants

Now they're complaining that there were too many people and that's what caused problems

One guy is surprised that it was cold. In Ottawa. In January. He was not prepared for it

Mods are upset that people are giving their feedback on the lack of planning

They're trying to get something organize and trying to get in touch with Pat King to get it done

**this is a tweet for anyone who tries to claim that Pat didn't organize this**

They're now asking if fund can be used for porto-potties

I feel like this is something that they should have thought about BEFORE they arrived

I'm not even joking. They're talking about infrastructure logistics now. They've been there for a few days

Pivoting back to positive vibes only!!! We ARE NOT to speak about where the $8M on gofundme money is going. DON'T TALK ABOUT IT

The Gofundme money rule is kinda like Fight Club in that way, I guess

Someone is asking Nikki to bring him pepperettes

Dude: hey guys. My daughter wants to sing a song. Come here honey.

Dude blasts: 🎵 I wonder what's inside your butthole🎵

💀💀💀

They keep talking about how no one is wearing masks in business downtown. The hospitals are going to have a rough couple of weeks

Someone is sending in very radical voice memos

I feel like this probably doesn't surprise anyone

I feel like that lady to gave out her phone number is going to get a lot of prank calls

Someone stop this kid from singing Tom Petty off key

The porn sounds are starting

Someone just asked when the convoys are rolling in

Ummmmm.....

Important message!!!

*terrible singing ensues*

We have tech support at the top of the hour. We are learning how to use the Zello app.

And now more awful singing

The forced vibrato on this lady is cringe

I do love it when the trolls play the USSR national anthem

We have Ram Ranch jokes again! And they're incorporating Brittney! This is the crossover I didn't know I needed

In other news, they're threatening to doxx the trolls

They're super proud of harassing minimum wage workers

One person is trying to say she never heard about Pat King before. Now another one is talking about what a great guy he is. Just in case you were wondering if Pat King is just one guy. "Everybody knows who Pat King is now"

We have an admission that Pat is the one who started this all. So...for anyone saying that this isn't a white supremacist protest, your moderators just exposed that as BS

More speculation about where the PM is

These people seem to think that the PM flies commercial

If this lady doesn't stop singing, I swear to LUCIFER!!!

I took a bit of a break...checked again and they've been hacked. They are upset and concerned

They're trying to find Brittney again

Apparently the mounted police are going into downtown to try to clear people out

Pat King has answers

Whatever that means

Someone has found Brittney

Poor Brittney has had THE WORST weekend. Someone should put a bell on her...she keeps getting lost

Ottawa police have said that police from other regions are coming to move people and vehicles out.

In other news, everyone sounds exhausted. I'd feel bad for them if they weren't oppression LARPing and Pat King groupies

Pat King is "in the war room" (whatever that means) and he's said that they're not moving

I hate to say it, but I feel like this might get intense

They're hearing Reports that a vehicle has crashed through a barricade and 4 transport trucks follow at Elgin and Albert. They're telling the truckers to go there with their cameras out. They're freaking out

#convoytoottawa2022

Every channel has gone silent

Still quiet but thankfully this seems to be a false alarm

This is weird