I know #ArrestTrumpNow is trending. And Trump will be arrested. He will lose in over 20 separate criminal trials, over the next 7-10 years, but like any Mafia trial, he will ALWAYS be tried last
There is a bonus coming our way, beyond Trump's Jan 6th conviction: He sold pardons
Trump has 5 separate PATHS to prison. Each of them involves MULTIPLE SEPARATE criminals and many crimes, tried in separate criminal courts
After NY Taxes (Weisselberg), Ukraine (Giuliani), Qatar (Tom Barrack) & Jan 6th (Roger Stone) we get a BONUS path to prison: Matt Gaetz
The Honorable Rapey McForehead is a serial teen rapist asshole, so a typical Repulsican from Florida. I do not have a rape connection to Trump, himself a serial sexual predator also of teens
Matt Gaetz takes Trump down on the BRIBES scheme. Selling Presidential pardons
So what's a happenin' at the Gaetz of Hell? Matt was caught 15 months ago. His rapist-pal Joel Greenberg confessed last summer, was convicted, has been singing to Feds. We just learned a week ago, that a second of the 6 man GOP Rape Squad also flipped & testifies against Gaetz
Matt Gaetz begged Trump for a pardon - and in his infinite wisdom, wrote a confession of his crimes that he gave to... the Girl with the Nixon Tattoo.
Roger Stone was selling Trump pardons, with Bone Saw Boy, yes Jared. So this is again a #Flippathon (my money on Saudi Ken Doll)
The rape trial of Matt Gaetz will be short & sweet. They have at least 3 witnesses. 2 of his 6 man Rape Squad confessed to some of the crimes & are ratting Mattie out. Federal teen rape has 20 year mandatory minimum sentence. Florida's Gov Death Santis cannot pardon Federal crime
Matt Gaetz arrest was delayed (twice) because fellow rapist Repulsican scum Joel Greenberg had so many OTHER crimes to confess. The judge said, no more delays, Joel will be sentenced at end of March. Gaetz will be arrested soon after that - OR BEFORE that, as there is 2nd to flip
But the AFTERMATH of Matt Gaetz conviction leads to Roger Stone & Jared Kushner on the scheme to sell Presidential Pardons. It is NOT illegal to take money to lobby for someone to get a pardon
It is a crime of a bribe, if Trump knew and took any of that money
Of course he did
So we are facing yet another #Flippathon. Who all were involved selling Trump pardons? At least Roger Stone and Jared Kushner were involved in the pardon Matt Gaetz tried to get for himself (Gaetz proposed pardon would have absolved him also of Jan 6th HAHAHAHAHA)
But there seem to have been pardon selling also by the chair of the AGA, the American Gargoyle Association, Rep Gosar seen here smiling for the cameras. Gosar used promise of pardon to INCITE Jan 6th participants to COMMIT CRIMES. Gosar gets Life without parole.
And Giuliani?
Also seems like Rudy Giuliani was dangling pardons to the various alleged attorneys he recruited to Trump's Big Lie atrocity.
It is another epic #Flippathon. Who flips first, gets best deal. Las Vegas oddsmakers say Bone Saw Boy has inside track for best flip to cut his own time
If Trump sold Presidential pardons, he committed the worst possible Presidential crimes - bribes - so severe, is listed in the Constitution as an impeachable crime. Trump gets AT LEAST 10 years per pardon that was corrupt
I estimate 700 years for Jared, Roger Stone & Trump each
Yes. When we add criminal convictions of Trump with Weisselberg (NY taxes, money laundering etc), Giuliani (Ukraine, Big Lie etc), Tom Barrack (Qatar, Saudi etc), Roger Stone (January 6th) and now selling Presidential pardons, I've estimated Trump total prison time at 1,072 years
Do you want a silver lining?
Trump took bribe for everything. I am CERTAIN Trump took bribes also for selling the 3 SCOTUS seats, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh & Barrett
If Trump did, it is QUITE POSSIBLE that someone, at the TAIL END of the trials, reveals these crimes of corruption :-)
PS - if you want to see similar summaries to the other 4 of 5 Paths for Trump to prison (Weisselberg, Giuliani, Tom Barrack, and Roger Stone/Jan 6th) I have now this Index link to all 5 Paths:
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