Just a fabulous NEW JERSEY megamansion. You get a tanning bed room, a Moosehead closet, and much, much more. #SaturdayNightZillow 7BRs, 9BAs, $7.779M. zillow.com/homedetails/15…
Nice sink. #SaturdayNightZillow #SinkZillow
Nice kitchen. #SaturdayNightZillow
There's a suit of armor for no apparent reason. I love the ceiling though. #SaturdayNightZillow
The office has a model train on the ceiling for no apparent reason. #SaturdayNightZillow
Nice shower #SaturdayNightZIllow
Bar w/taxidermied bear in the back, arcade with weird things on the wall. New Jersey getting its basement groove on. #SaturdayNightZillow
When your *guest house* has a kitchen that looks like this. #SaturdayNightZillow
This shower is ... something. So is the floor. #SaturdayNightZillow
Kind of a fantasy parlor right here. #SaturdayNightZillow
A reminder that these megamansions require enormous resources to run. This is the utility room. #SaturdayNightZillow
The New York Post featured the bar in this 20K sf Colts Neck complex in a roundup of pandemic pads last year: #SaturdayNightZillow
If you're looking for more, just click on #SaturdayNightZillow, #FridayNightZillow, #SundayNightZillow or #SinkZillow
Friday is for smiles. The occasional Saturday and Sunday get weirder.
Addendum: Estimated property taxes: $151K a year.
You could say it's a SALT-y mansion. (Lame budget reporter humor).
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