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Bloomberg reporter / Congress. Opinions mine. #FridayNightZillow #CheapZillow for fun. RTs ≠. Tips: sdennis17@bloomberg.net

Feb 6, 2022, 14 tweets

Just a fabulous NEW JERSEY megamansion. You get a tanning bed room, a Moosehead closet, and much, much more. #SaturdayNightZillow 7BRs, 9BAs, $7.779M. zillow.com/homedetails/15…

Nice kitchen. #SaturdayNightZillow

There's a suit of armor for no apparent reason. I love the ceiling though. #SaturdayNightZillow

The office has a model train on the ceiling for no apparent reason. #SaturdayNightZillow

Nice shower #SaturdayNightZIllow

Bar w/taxidermied bear in the back, arcade with weird things on the wall. New Jersey getting its basement groove on. #SaturdayNightZillow

When your *guest house* has a kitchen that looks like this. #SaturdayNightZillow

This shower is ... something. So is the floor. #SaturdayNightZillow

Kind of a fantasy parlor right here. #SaturdayNightZillow

A reminder that these megamansions require enormous resources to run. This is the utility room. #SaturdayNightZillow

The New York Post featured the bar in this 20K sf Colts Neck complex in a roundup of pandemic pads last year: #SaturdayNightZillow

If you're looking for more, just click on #SaturdayNightZillow, #FridayNightZillow, #SundayNightZillow or #SinkZillow

Friday is for smiles. The occasional Saturday and Sunday get weirder.

Addendum: Estimated property taxes: $151K a year.

You could say it's a SALT-y mansion. (Lame budget reporter humor).

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