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Just a fabulous NEW JERSEY megamansion. You get a tanning bed room, a Moosehead closet, and much, much more. #SaturdayNightZillow 7BRs, 9BAs, $7.779M. zillow.com/homedetails/15… ImageImageImageImage
Nice kitchen. #SaturdayNightZillow ImageImageImage
There's a suit of armor for no apparent reason. I love the ceiling though. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
The office has a model train on the ceiling for no apparent reason. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
Nice shower #SaturdayNightZIllow Image
Bar w/taxidermied bear in the back, arcade with weird things on the wall. New Jersey getting its basement groove on. #SaturdayNightZillow ImageImageImageImage
When your *guest house* has a kitchen that looks like this. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
This shower is ... something. So is the floor. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
Kind of a fantasy parlor right here. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
A reminder that these megamansions require enormous resources to run. This is the utility room. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
The New York Post featured the bar in this 20K sf Colts Neck complex in a roundup of pandemic pads last year: #SaturdayNightZillow
If you're looking for more, just click on #SaturdayNightZillow, #FridayNightZillow, #SundayNightZillow or #SinkZillow

Friday is for smiles. The occasional Saturday and Sunday get weirder.
Addendum: Estimated property taxes: $151K a year.

You could say it's a SALT-y mansion. (Lame budget reporter humor).

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Nov 23
This week's #FridayNightZillow kicks off with an over-the-top, "new construction" Florida mega-mansion for Ferrari aficionados. It's properly insane, and yet hangs together well. $55 million on "Billionaire's Row" in Delray Beach. Feature a private soccer field, several party showers, the most luxurious bar I've ever seen, and an assortment of other eye candy. So follow along and tell your friends... | Crossposting on BlueSky. If you had 300 years of a Senate salary, you still couldn't afford itImage
This bar is just totally nuts. #FridayNightZillow Image
Here is the link! #FridayNightZillow ? zillow.com/homedetails/16…Image
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So #FridayNightZillow is back with a BANG! This is the Bonkers McBonkerspants Mansion of the Year! $25M. BOCA. Warning: You'll need to ice your retinas. 209 pics of overstuffed insanity! Crossposting on BlueSky and Threads. buff.ly/3OcGdfc?https:…Image
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Imagine walking in and the first thing you see is this slide and murals everywhere. This house is *relentless.* #FridayNightZillow Image
If you are spending $25M you don't want one of those cookie-cutter black and white dining rooms in all the Potomac McMansions. Here, you get dragons and looks like Chihuly? #FridayNightZillow Image
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Sep 28
"One of the most beautiful Earthships ever built"
Welcome to #FridayNightZillow. $725K. New Mexico. Runs on rainwater and solar panels. Grow your food in your own greenhouse. Enjoy! zillow.com/homedetails/19…Image
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This house is 6K sf in DC, and has a party shower. #FridayNightZillow. I thought it would be priced higher. <$3M. Not sure about the curb appeal. What say you? zillow.com/homedetails/57…Image
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Jul 14
Two years ago, Congress considered banning 18-20 year-olds from buying AR-15s and other semi-automatic rifles after the Uvalde massacre, and some Republicans were briefly open to doing so but ultimately blocked including a ban in the bipartisan gun bill signed by Biden.
Then-Florida Governor Rick Scott signed a law raising the age to buy guns in his state to 21 after the Parkland massacre, but then opposed doing the same for the nation as a US Senator. He told reporters it was easier to do it at the state level.
McConnell actually enacted a law one day to raise the age to buy cigarettes to 21. But he didn't want to talk two years ago about a proposal to raise the age for buying rifles.
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Jun 7
Soaring cost estimates for extending Trump tax cuts set up a crucial 2025 fight:
*CBO puts tab at $4.6 Trillion over next decade
*Fight comes with US debt far higher than 2017, interest costs ballooning & Social Security cliff looming...
w/@chrisjcondon
bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
*Trump wants more tax cuts, along with massive new tariffs — aka a tax on imports — that would raise consumer prices but offset at least some of the cost.
*Biden wants to extend breaks <$400K a year paired with higher taxes on corporations and the wealthy.
If past is prologue, Congress will again play Santa Claus. With a few exceptions, Congress has repeatedly increased spending and cut taxes since 2001.
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May 4
Tonight's #FridayNightZillow is kicking off with a *House of the Year* contender. It's amazeballs! We just need to crowdfund $2.795M. We get 9,825 square feet of sheer madness on 36 acres in gorgeous Plymouth, Minnesota! I love it!!! INSANE sinks, WEIRD art, WILD ceilings, AMAZING kitchen, views, colors galore, a pond, a party shower and much, MUCH more. Several of you sent me this gem! 🧵
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This is a Sink! #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow Image
This is a Sink! #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow #OMG Image
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