I'm just gonna say it:
I think LWJ has cold feet (literally, not metaphorically) and he delights in poking them underneath whatever part of WWX is nearest.
Bonus points if WWX caught off guard, and he shrieks and squeals.
LWJ: My husband is my entire world. Nothing matters to me more than his contentment. I would rip out my own beating heart before causing him even a moment of discomfort.
LWJ:
LWJ: *sticks his cold feet under WWX's thigh at night*
WWX: *unholy shrieking*
LWJ: :3
WWX yelps and howls and grumbles about his husband's horrible conduct! He says he'll make LWJ copy lines the next day!
Then he rolls LWJ up in a blanket like a dumpling, flops on top of him to keep him warm, and plots out loud.
He's going to put warming talismans in LWJ's socks, and also his shoes, and also their bed, and also the bedroom floor.
He's going to paper the entire WORLD with warming talismans so LWJ never again has the chance to stick his cold toes on his poor unsuspecting husband!
Because they're wangxian, this probably ends with LWJ emerging from his blanket-cocoon to 'make it up' to WWX with a particularly enthusiastic [redacted].
During the afterglow, a sated WWX makes his husband PROMISE not to sneakily prod him with his cold toes ever again.
"I promise," LWJ says.
And they go to sleep.
...And then the next night, around 2am, WWX shrieks at the top of his lungs that Hanguang-Jun is shamelessly violating his solemn oaths to his husband!! What has this world come to!!! 😔
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