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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️

Feb 17, 2022, 7 tweets

@POttomeyer Onder hosted a garden affair.
Hardly anyone seemed to be there
for his strange medicine with
an unnerving grin little com-
mon good had brought to bear.
Was it just a Friday photo-op for
their next campaigns to set up shop?
@bobondermo @govparsonmo @MoGov

@POttomeyer @BobOnderMO @GovParsonMO @MoGov More trustworthy than that doc may
be #RuthGordon in “#RosemarysBaby.”
Onder’s strange medicine
(with a pro-Donald grin)
lends this cultist a presence shady.
Anti-mask and yet for a vaccine?
Onder’s job: to play Trump’s tambourine.

@POttomeyer @BobOnderMO @GovParsonMO @MoGov .@BevEhlen an AG invited
to Clayton; it went unrequited.
Bob’s turnout miniscule earned
him deep ridicule; apparently
few were excited to endorse
the demands of this hack.
What did Onder declare? 👨🏼‍⚕️
🦆 “Quack, quack, quack.”

@jzikah @tonymess @rayhartmann

@POttomeyer @BobOnderMO @GovParsonMO @MoGov @bevehlen @jzikah @tonymess @rayhartmann Bob imagined he and Schmitt were friends to pursue the same devious ends. Yet their comms hadn’t merged; had their interests diverged? Did the AG guess no one attends? Each one toils to disrupt people’s lives or turn women into #StepfordWives. @LauraAnnSTL

@POttomeyer @BobOnderMO @GovParsonMO @MoGov @bevehlen @jzikah @tonymess @rayhartmann @LauraAnnSTL Bob imagined he and Schmitt were friends to pursue the same devious ends. Yet their comms hadn’t merged; had their interests diverged? Did the AG guess no one attends? Each one toils to disrupt people’s lives or turn women into #StepfordWives. @sarahfenske

@POttomeyer @BobOnderMO @GovParsonMO @MoGov @bevehlen @jzikah @tonymess @rayhartmann @LauraAnnSTL @sarahfenske Though Onder would favor dominion,
I’d prescribe a second opinion.
Are you gay or a gal? You
take them at face value?
No way; because each is a minion
of Manhattan’s #KenRexMcElroy;
each of them’s in that devil’s employ.

@FPWellman @EnglishTeach07 @STL_JC

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