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Feb 20, 2022, 38 tweets

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Dear Shri @Twi77zler Ji from Erstwhile West Pakistan, I know I and my own Nation are far from perfect. But to hear about treatment of minorities from a Bhikharistani, of all peoples in this world, still made me do an actual Facepalm.
Let me enlighten you why.
🙏

But dear Shri @Twi77zler Ji, before moving ahead, let me just inform you that I'm putting your handle on mute because I am really not interested in whatever crap you have to spew.
Talking about crap, I'll just leave this thread here to keep u 'entertained'

Now back to the Facepalm moment. For that I will need to acquaint you with your beloved Bhikharistan's constitution which explicitly BARS minorities from the highest offices of the lands.
Here is what it says about qualifications to be the PM and the President of Bhikharistan

Btw, before u go crying PHOTOSHOPPED PHOTOSHOPPED, do read the topmost part of the screenshot. It is from the official website of the National Assembly of Bhikharistan.
But, not content with merely listing out the 'qualifications', your constitution wants them to say it out loud!

You talked about balkanization in your tweet, right?
Well, isn't Dhaka MUCH closer than the Balkans? Let me show u what your own Brown Panted 'Warriors' were doing there prior to Dec 1971 - Checking for Uncircumsized Hindus
Next time, say Pakistanization instead of Balkanization!

Ironically, forget about common citizens, in your country even Parliamentarians are not immune from abuse for no other reason than NOT being a Muslim. But then, who am I to tell you!
Right @Twi77zler Ji?

Of course, Indian = Hindu = d0g - THIS is what even your elite teach their kids, no?
I am sure your own father and all his wives would have taught you the same as well.

Of course, my embedded tweet in the one above talks about a comedy show. Let me share a clip of that here. I am sure you and your cousin who is betrothed to you in holy matrimony would have a good laugh just like the audience above, Dear @Twi77zler Ji.
You are welcome 🙏

Nope. These are not isolated incidents!
Your own school curriculum TEACHES BIGOTRY and HATRED to your own kids. I am sure your dozen or so offsprings with a couple of your cousins too will go thru the same school system.
Read more in my blog here
cestmoizblog.com/2017/08/20/212/

And don't worry, I have given enough references from Bhikharistan's own sources to put across my case because I know that if I don't, u will start crying!
If you feel too lazy to go thru the blog, I'll just give you a couple of screenshots about what your country teaches its kids

Unsurprisingly, your own Terroristani celebrities lead by example. Here's one - Kid imitating a Hindu ritual after seeing it on a teleserial, and Shri Shahid Afridi smashes his TV!
How's that for 'tolerance', Dear @Twi77zler Ji?
Never mind. Don't answer that.
'coz you're muted!

Coming on to Shri Jinnah Ji's 'famous' speech: .. free to go to your temples etc etc ..
I think the sub-text that didn't get spoken about was that after doing that, they should promptly go and start cleaning toilets.
What else might explain this job qualification, hainji?

Of course, Sh @Twi77zler Ji's fellow countrymen have taken it upon themselves to ensure no temples are left for them to go to in any case. This way, they keep the honour of Jinnah's words as well as their own version of Bhikharistan!
Here's a foto of what was a temple in Karachi

But then, to be fair, Jinnah Ji never mentioned about the freedom to conduct last rites by minorities. Else these 'good' folks of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan wouldn't have dared pour water over the funeral pyre of their Hindu brother, Kewal Ram, in Dadu, Sindh.

Of course, stereotyping of minorities is a given, as is the God Given right apparently, to cause terror in their lands which by Bhikharistani definition, is India!
Here is yet another cricketer blaming 'Hinduon ki Zehniyat' for disallowing him to participate in IPL after 26/11.

Btw, in the above video, don't miss the anchor goading on Shri Sohail Tanveer Ji by saying Muuh Mein Raam, Bagal Mein Chhuri.
They are self-styled experts on 'Hinduon ki Zehniyat', it seems. Perhaps THAT'S the reason they have taken it upon themselves to eliminate them from Pak?

Of course this young Bhikharistani lady has her own theory on yet another minority group - Sikh Gande Hote Hain!

^^
Perhaps this was the reason they forcibly evicted their 'much celebrated' first Sikh police officer, Gulab Singh, from his ancestral home in Lahore's Dera Chahal?
Pleas of, 'give us 10mins; we are staying here since 1947', went unacknowledged.
He was later fired from his job!

^^
And perhaps also the reason why this shopkeeper in Peshawar keeps separate utensils for Sikhs to drink water from?

This, I am told is a photograph of a Hind Thermometer and a Muslim Thermometer somewhere in Sindh. But since I cannot read Urdu, I will accept whatever translation Shri @Twi77zler ji offers

Oh, talking about Urdu, I was reminded of this extremely 'sensitive' video. I'll just leave it here.
Do go thru it before proceeding further in this thread, dear @Twi77zler Ji 🙏

Having acquainted Shri @Twi77zler Ji with his own country's constitution above in this thread, I would now like to ask him whether he knows about Shri Zafarulla Khan?
Hint 1: He was Pakistan's first Foreign Minister.
Hint 2: Here's a photo of him

Ironically, after he brilliantly argued Pak's Kashmir case at UN, he was forced to exile in England after the anti Ahmedi riots in 1953.
He was an Ahmedi ..
He only returned three decades later and died two years after that.
Isn't that correct, @Twi77zler Ji?
Don't answer that.

Coming on to the issue of Ahmedis, I am sure Shri @Twi77zler Ji has a good explanation as to why his govt wants its Muslims citizens to OFFICIALLY DECLARE that Ahmedis are Non-Muslims, or else they won't be issued a Passport by Islamic Republic of Pakistan.
Right, @Twi77zler Ji?

Btw, while on the topic of the Green Passport, its true worth is actually a shade lesser than even used toilet paper. Here's a short thread that Shri @Twi77zler Ji might want to go thru before travelling abroad next time 🙏

Back to Ahmedis, did you folks know that the world's FIRST Nobel Laureate is buried in Pakistan?
I am sure Shri @Twi77zler Ji would have studied about him in school, right?
Or perhaps the word Muslim is removed from the grave since Prof Abdus Samad was an Ahmedi?
I wonder ..

Ok, I interrupt this thread to give out some BREAKING NEWS!!
Shri @Twi77zler ji, in true traditions of his favourite Brown Panted 'leaders' re-enacted their favourite maneuvre - Bhaago!!
Btw, Dear @defence_pk Ji, plz tweet to me from your own account next time!

Thank God I took a screenshot of Shri @Twi77zler Ji's tweet that triggered this thread, in anticipation of he running away!
The Brown Panted ones and their Fanboys NEVER disappoint!

So back to the topic, here's a poster from PTI General Secretary, Lahore on Kashmir Day reads - 'Hindu baat se nahin laat se manta hai.' Do note the proud photo of Shri Jinnah Ji on it!
This is the bigoted Naya Pakistan for you.
Well actually, this is the same old Pakistan!

Here's Sh Shahid Afridi again. For him, Indians = Hindus = bad ppl!
Apparently he has an enlarged heart. He must show it to a good doctor!
Sh @Twi77zler Ji can definitely recommend one to him, I'm sure. But alas, I am blocked & now he can't see this tweet!

I interrupt this thread for yet another BREAKING NEWSSS!!
Shri @Twi77zler Ji spotted going out for a date night with his current 'flame'!

Back to the thread, here is a member of a minority community of Pakistan who has sought refuge in India. Penniless, and with nothing to his name, yet he is, in his own words, BAHUT KHUSH!
I wonder why ..
Might it have something to do with Shri @Twi77zler Ji and his ilk?

Of course, with religious minorities more or less wiped out, Bhikharistanis have increasingly been turning on their own 'minority denominations' from their own state religion!
Here's Qaisar Abbass, son of Zamin Ali of Kohat, killed at his shop just for being a Shia on 06 Sep 2020

Bhikharistan is not even hiding it anymore. Mehak Kumari - another minor Hindu girl converted and married off

Pakistan demolished an ancient Hanuman temple in Lyari, Karachi. Also demolished were the homes of 20 Hindu families that lived nearby.
Yet, Shri @Twi77zler Ji's heart bleeds for India's minorities. Their own minorities - well they bleed them dry.
nationalheraldindia.com/international/…

One last tweet, this one about Sikhs.
'With Killings on the Rise, Peshawar's Sikhs Weigh Exit'
I still remember photos of that young Sikh Army Officer that Paakis were peddling a decade ago, saying they love their minorities. I wonder what became of him ..
trtworld.com/magazine/with-…

I think I've more than made my point.
I sincerely thank Sh @Twi77zler Ji for prompting this thread and thereby helping me chronicle this chain of thoughts and this data here.
In the end, all I will say to Sh @Twi77zler Ji is what is there in his original tweet - फ़क यू!
🙏
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Damn, I forgot this one.
Remember, the Sri Lankan guy lynched and then burnt on the streets of Pakistan just a few weeks ago, @Twi77zler Ji?
And the yahoos of Pakistan taking victorious selfies?
It does take a special kind of confidence to talk about others' minorities after this

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