Thread by @thesameflatfish

#yoonminkook au where podcast co-hosts and enemies yoonmin both fall for their new audio editor.

based on this tweet:

- will start next week!
- enemies to lovers/friends to lovers
- poly yoonminkook
- side ships tbd
- some angst
- mostly fluff and fun
- mutual pining

only posting profiles today so i can start drafting

before we start:
time stamps are accurate!!
pls don’t be a ghost reader!! a like means a lot. ❤️

1. Profiles 1: hopekook besties. (how many aus in a row can i use that as jk’s header??)

2. Profiles 2: the soulmates.

3. Profiles 3: the roommates. established namjin!!!!

4. Profiles 4: our lone priv acct…. for now

5. okay welcome! our story starts a bit before the prompt tweets!!

6. idk how much commentary i’ll give on these could be a lot could be none we’ll see i’m just coming into this au with a basic plot and vibes

7. another thing i don’t know: how long this au will be! probably on the longer side but numbers are all made up so

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9. ahahahah remember we’re in for some angst in this au!!

10. and it’s also all of yoonminkook but will probably lean very heavy in the beginning towards being jk-centric and move more towards the others as time goes on

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12. our next boys!! they’re constantly bickering and taking shots at each other and i’m sorry in advance for it

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16. we’re starting with setting up our characters v early in this one!!

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20. remember to pay attention to time stamps! especially because time is moving quickly in the first few updates!

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23. #yoonminkookau welcome baaaaaaack!

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25. me in every au: anyway hs’s family is rich

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37. #yoonminkookau welcome baaaaaaack! normally i outline what i want each post to have in it before even opening social dummy but i’m doing everything tonight with just the good vibes two days worth of animal crossing has brought me.

38. also!! this is the first ever drunk update ur getting from me!! i rarely drink and did the last three nights!! this is what time off does people!! sippin’ wine and feelin’ fine.

39. jm is going THRU it on the tl like my fave moot star koo

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41. i love namjin btw

42. okay we will start with yg’s side and then go back to jm’s!!! tbd if there will be a jk side of the first meeting…

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44. yg is going thru a lot ok?

45. someone else is going thru a lot too…

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49. #yoonminkookau welcome baaaaack! another short update today but i promise i’ll give a longer one this week!!

50. post 50?? and they’ve all just met??

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58. #yoonminkookau welcome baaaaaack! i’m gonna quit promising when/how long updates are gonna be because i’m just vibing out here.
TW/CW: semi-panic attack? no visual descriptions but jm’s thoughts throughout one.

59. ummm so this update is a lot about jm.

60. and it’s not really happy?

61. he’s going thru a lot..

62. so apparently i messed up on the date and the 6th was a sunday and not a monday so i edited this with what’s available in my photos because i’m too lazy to open my photoshop..

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72. sorry if you liked these last 3 tweets before

73. lots of priv tweets today lol whoops

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75. #yoonminkookau welcome baaaack!! we’re into the main part of the story now, so yay!! let’s get it.

76. people thought that nj commenting on the hs insta post was a mistake.. it was not!!

77. to be clear: nj, th, and jm all follow hs. hs follows all 3 of them back.

78. there’s no one left to reply to him :/

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93. #yoonminkookau welcome baaaaaack! a lot of you did not have the anticipated reaction last update. 😭 uh so sorry in advance?

94. also the last like 60 posts have taken place in a 2 days period lmaooooo

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106. oh my god we’ve finally moved off of march 8th!! it’s only taken 50 posts!!

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118. #yoonminkookau welcome baaaaaaack!! we’re finally to… a point

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121. obvs i meant to make his twt priv so that the sb thing is true but i didn’t realize i forgot until like tweet 10 lmao so just pretend pls

122. sj never misses a chance to call himself a 10

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132. #yoonminkookau welcome baaaaaack! times have been tough for jm… and we’ll, they aren’t exactly good but they’re gonna get better.

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136. lmao ok enough of that

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because it’s happening soon… who do you think confesses feelings (to one of the people they have feelings for) first? *and if you want, QRT with who you think they confess to first.

146. #yoonminkook au welcome baaaaaaaaack! just so you all know, a friend told me that aus are sentient beings and they’re right. (this is my way of saying that i have no clue what we’re doing in this au lol)

147. todays update is all about jm!!!!

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are written parts okay?

161. #yoonminkookau welcome baaaaaaack!!! a little bit of written parts!! i know most people voted for threadfic style, but i wasn’t feeling it! sorry!

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163. i got emotional during all of this lol sorry

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169. #yoonminkook au

170. #yoonminkook au. welcome baaaaaack!! we’re going through a lot of emotional healing rn for these boys. it’s all very important to get through before we can even think about a happy ending tbh.

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181. #yoonminkookau i hope ur heart healed a little this update.

182. #yoonminkook au. welcome baaaaack!!

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198. #yoonminkook au. welcome baaaaack! y’all been waiting for this one.

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222. oof some more angst who could have guessed lol

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229. #yoonminkookau welcome baaaaaaaack and surprise. i’m feeling much, much better today but not allowed back at work until tomorrow so… surprise!

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245. monday

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268. wait is this the embarrassment au or the podcast au

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280. #yoonminkook au. welcome baaaaaack! a lot more fluff and fun today!

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293. #yoonminkookau. welcome baaaaaaack! idk when this will actually get posted but i’m currently in the airport soooo…

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299. taehyung is the actual king of giving no one answers in this au.

300. wooo post 300! how long will this au actually be?? no one knows.

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302. #yoonminkook au. welcome baaaaaaack! idk how long this will be i am drunk updating.

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368. !!!!!!

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372. #yoonminkook au. welcome baaaaaack! updating tonight instead of tomorrow so that i can play animal crossing with riss tomorrow.

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399. #yoonminkook au. welcome baaaaaaack to this au for the last time. think this will be posted in 2 intervals because we’ve got lots to tie up at the end!

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- the end -

i’m actually sobbing right now. thank you all so much for reading this and enjoying it and interacting with it. it’s been my most popular au *by far* and the love for it has been overwhelming and incredible for me.

if you can and would like to, please support me so that i can continue to not work extra hours and put time into my aus. i’ll be back next week with the next au. i love you all. thank you. ko-fi.com/chikorita16471