#yoonkook au where

jungkook is an avid agust d fan, going to every concert and meet and greet that he can. yoongi, enamored with him, tells jungkook that it’s nice to see him again.





- commission for the lovely @AMYGDALASG
- mini au!
- do not pay attention to time stamps those besties are whack
- side taejin and minimoni
- starting in 15 mins

#yoonkook au where

jungkook and yoongi were good friends in middle school until jungkook moved away. jungkook, now much older, returns to his hometown to go to college and is determined to get a date with yoongi. yoongi doesn’t recognize him and wants nothing to do with him.


- comm for the lovely @smolSyrupaddict
- posting half now and half in about an hour!!
- side namjin and vminhope
- mini!
- smaller age gap between yoonkook
- time stamps are whack do not perceive them

#bts au where

yoongi and jungkook broke up when yoongi moved abroad. since then, jungkook has formed a pack who he loves. now, yoongi is back in the country and needs a place to live and jungkook wants yoongi to join their pack.





- ot7 au!!
- thesameflatfish’s first omegaverse
- found family vibes
- protective ot5
- starting in about 20-30 minutes

#taekook au where

taehyung has some negative feelings when a younger friend joins his friend group and he loses his maknae status.





- mini
- comm
- timestamps don’t matter
- lowkey enemies to lovers
- tsff takes on taekook and now has only 2 ships left to write as main ships

#yoonkook au where

jungkook pretends to need directions to a coffee shop. he just doesn’t know that the pretty stranger he asks for directions is the anonymous Agust D, aka his favorite rapper.





- starting tonight
- side jinmin & vhope
- some angst but mostly funny
- famous x non-famous

#yoonkook au where

rapper yoongi’s song is used as the music for model jungkook’s new ad.

yoongi’s never seen the model before, but they end up being big fans of one another.





- mini
- the rapper x model au i’ve been talking about forever
- ynkk being mutually obsessed with each other
- side minimoni & 2seok
- don’t pay attention to time stamps LMAO
- video at the end ;)

#yoonkook au where

jungkook wins a raffle for a fan signing for his favorite rapper, agust d.

yoongi is absolutely enamored by him at first sight.





- mini
- yoonkook of yesterday inspired me
- fan x idol
- up to you if jinmin r dating

#yoonkook au where.

to pass his remedial curses class, yoongi needs to place and “inconvenience curse” on someone. he figures that an annoying customer named jungkook is the best option.

however, his curse definitely doesn’t go according to plan.



- this was originally pitched to me as a different ship but the ynkkr in me always takes over
- @hwyllea i hope you like it even tho it’s ynkk!!
- mini
- time stamps don’t matter i’ll tell u each day of the week (😜) in the tweet
- will be posted slowly bc of twt inconvenience

#yoonkook au where jungkook, social media intern for big hit ent. accidentally likes an au by fanfic writer yoongi using idol namjoon’s official account.



- inspired by the funniest thing to happen on army twt this week LMAO
- dw the girl who accidentally did this has given me permission to make this into an au and even chose minimoni as yg’s au ship!
- yoonjinkook are not famous

https://twitter.com/thesameflatfish/status/1674820069585551364

#yoonkook au where

yoongi and jungkook fall in like on an airplane, after jungkook scrolls through some nsfw photos in the seat beside yoongi.

- mini!
- commission for @judibloom_
- just some jokes
- side 2seok
- the airplane has rly great wi-fi bc when i tried to use whatsapp and imessage on my flight in january it would not work :/
- ignore time stamps :)
- original tweet here:

https://twitter.com/thesameflatfish/status/1665839650986946560

#namkook au where

once per day, a random sentence that a person’s soulmate says appears on their skin.

namjoon, the roommate of two enthusiastic jungkook fans, discovers this when jungkook speak on a livestream at the exact same time his soulmate’s words appear on his hand. - 6k follower au
- mini
- based on the polls we did in the build an au which yes means 2 idol x non-idol soulmate aus in a row 😭
- and namkook’s debut in a socmed au from me!
- implied(?) yoonjin
- ignore the time stamps they’re a mess :)
- here’s the polls heheh

https://twitter.com/thesameflatfish/status/1664720379967840256

#yoonkook au where

in a world where soulmates are physically pulled toward one another, college student jungkook and rapper agust d are soulmates.

they figure it out in a convenience store at 3 am. - mini!!
- thank you to @nekojitayoongi for gifting me the idea and @RiaRinaBelle for commissioning it.
- side namseok & vminjin

i have so many thoughts on the pictures and here they are: AHEM the minimoni of it all

#yoonkook au where

jungkook couldn’t get tickets to the agust d concert, so he becomes a security guard for the venue instead. - mini
- some yoonkook bc i love them
- do not pay attention to these time stamps bro they’re wild
based on:

#yoonkook au where

single father and author min yoongi moves to a suburb town to figure out his next book and jungkook owns the food stall that yoongi’s daughter loves.





- will be working on this over the next few months
- expect updates on tues/thurs/sat
- lowkey enemies to lovers
- side minimoni & tae2seok
- also pls note that i am extremely uncomfy posting pictures of random korean children so yg’s daughter will be mentioned but not shown

#yoonkook au where

jungkook accidentally texts his uber eats delivery driver how hot he thinks the driver is. - mini!!!
- thank you to @miniminyoong for this idea!!!
- something funny & fluffy for y’all
- don’t pay attentions to time stamps

#yoonkook #jinmin #bts au where

bts all work in a pizza shop. jimin is the newest hire, seokjin loves to show-off, yoongi and jungkook won’t say they’re in love, tae flirts with everyone, hoseok is trying to become famous, and namjoon just wants to become general manager.



- yoonkook & jinmin are both main ships
- not entirely too sure how long this will be but i’ll probably be working on it for 1-2 weeks
- time stamps don’t matter!
- inspired by my years of being a shift manager in a pizza shop
- it’s really just gonna be jokes

#taegi au where

yoongi and taehyung take the same bus.

taehyung wants to date yoongi and has an interesting way of getting his attention. - commission for the loveliest person in the world @1braincellwbts
- mini!!
- strangers to lovers
- side jinmin
- time stamps are not accurate i will let you know when the day changes

#yoonmin au where

jimin is a bit confused on what his boyfriend’s job is.

yoongi thinks it’s funny. - commission!!
- th, sj, yg are doctors
-nj, hs, jk, jm are college students
- est. yoonmin/namseok
- just some fun lil jokes!!!
- mini au
- exact ages not mentioned by taegijin are a bit older
- time stamps are not accurate

#jinkook au where

jungkook is cursed by a stalker fan and now, he can’t do anything but tell the truth. the only way to break the curse is to tell his biggest secret to the person that he least wants to know.

and telling seokjin that he’s in love with him is not happening.

- commission for the lovely @strawberyjinnie
- posting half today & half tomorrow!
- for context: yg, jk, hs, and sj are all in the same band. jm, th, and nj are employees of b*ghit and are very good friends with jk
- starting in an hour!

#yoonkookau where

it’s yoongi’s first birthday since he and jungkook started dating and jungkook wants to do something special for him.

naturally, everything goes incredibly wrong.

(embarrassment au spin-off) - a commission for the lovely @mintyoongi9317. thank you for commissioning a spin-off!
- happy bday yoongi (aka time stamps are accurate)
- mini uploaded in 2 parts!!!
- link to embarrassment au:

https://twitter.com/thesameflatfish/status/1484622887176781835