I call this thread🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨From a forum titled 'Sex with vaccinated women' in which #freedumb antivaxxers convince me to stop using #ThisIsWhyIDrink & start using #ThisIsWhyImSingle by saying even more outlandish sh!t than usual #RamRanchResisitance HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨The conversation has taken an unlikely turn to discuss 'values.' One #freedumb antivaxxer notes he wishes he was born in the 40s, when ya know, he would have trusted vaccines more.... #RamRanchResisitance HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY #FluTruxKlan
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨A woman (allegedly) has joined the conversation! But it didn't take long for a dipsh!t #freedumb homophobe to say some vile shit... Also, if you don't like it don't do it, but don't harp on BDSM culture.
AND THEN someone quotes Socrates🤣 #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 Tell me you can't get laid without telling me you can't get laid...
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨Scientist #1 says condoms work(d!ick masks?) but abstinence is best (Stay home, say safe?) & finishes with biowarfare-why he's not getting laid. Scientist #2 equates vaxxed to AIDS patients?! Scientist #3 explains ovaries & balls for layman..
#RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 LOLOLOLOL I CAN'T! I CAN'T EVEN!!!!
But I love the dude underneath who doesn't even question this crazy sh!t & just corrects the spelling!
I may never have sex again...cause I'm afraid of catching stupidity...
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 Scientist #1 appears to be very confused about vaccines & HIV & science & logic & health & the reason why a woman won't sleep with him.
Scientist #2 appears to be very confused about how an HIV test is performed...
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 Here's your invitation to the pity party!
One kind soul reminds OP there are millions of women out there. You just need to look in the right place... May I recommend looking in jail?
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨HONKIE DATING TIPS: Try not to sound like a weirdo for only dating unvaxxed, date women under 70, attend law-breaking churches, work harder.
PRO TIP: Rebel news posted a dating site for 'purebloods.'
Yup, purebloods. I did nazi that coming
#RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨
Aaaaaaaaand it's "Nanobots in your pphole" for the win!
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 The anecdotal information seemed pretty credible until someone recommended horse dewormer...
Joe Rogan, is that you?
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨This is seriously sick. Even more sick is these folks will try to convince you THEY are the normal ones. Nothing normal about violence against women (violence period)... nothing hilarious about it either.
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨I'm so confused how these #freedumb folks can draw an offensive parallel between mandates & the holocaust, but ignore the blatantly obvious conceptual similarities of facemasks & condoms.
Willful ignorance is SO NOT SEXY!
#FluTruxKlan #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 Yet another reason I'll be avoiding cryptocurrency.
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 I've never been more proud (and relieved) to be triple vaccinated...
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 Whatever it is that I'll become, I hope it's something that doesn't have the 'temperament' to attract a man like this.
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 A troll has entered the sexy chat!!!
HONK IF YOU'RE TROLLY!
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨WOW he used a LOT of words to say "No one will sleep with me."
Seems to be a lot of dudes really concerned about their peehole who weren't too worried about their RESPIRATORY SYSTEM!
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 Just when I thought they couldn't possibly make less sense... they made less sense...
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 SOMEONE ADDED A CHART! Are we starting to get sciencey?
I'm getting excited because I've slowly begun to suspect this will culminate in them trying to 'Weird Science' themselves a girlfriend...
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 I think I'm right. Next post is slightly offensive and slightly more data driven.
I never said accurate data.
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 HOLY SH!T ANOTHER CHART! If an 80s computer could 'Weird Science' a woman THAT gorgeous, think of what we do now!
"I'll take a Chris Hemsworth!"
Gotta get my order in quick!
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨 Aaaaaaaaand we're back to being offensive.
Bye bye Chris :(
#FluTruxKlan #ClownConvoy #RamRanchResisitance
🚨HORNY HONKIES🚨Thread ends with an illogical yet incredibly fitting #freedumb sentiment:
"It'll probably get me sick, but I'll do what I want anyway, even if I get sick. Because whatever, I do what I want."
Hope these honkies didn't get you too fired up🔥
#RamRanchResisitance
Finally, I’ve been saving that up all day.
That’s what he said.
#HonkIfYoureAHonkie
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