1 like = 1 random take of my choosing for you to get upset over
everyone is emotional first. logic comes after we have taken the emotional action to justify it.
if a pothead tells me something is funny, it 100% is not funny
Mr. Weatherman by Hank Williams Jr. is the single greatest country western song ever written.
Everyone bows to a higher power.
Video games arent bad. Your reasons for playing them are often bad.
We arent facing any more emotionally taxing problems than any generation before us.
Crypto has become a ponzi scheme and you're all going to blow your savings.
the moon landing was definitely fake
fiction films > fiction books
you dont have trouble making friends, you're just very particular about the kinds of friends you will accept.
audiobooks DO count as reading.
people who dont have a favorite band or just listen to "whatever is on the radio" are freaking weird.
The people who claim they hate drama are usually the ones kicking it up
too many parents expect their kids to logically understand cause and effect and get frustrated when they dont. Stop trying to reason with your kids or engage them as some sort of prefrontal cortex-having peer.
Hitler and Putin both care more about their country than most of the US Presidents in your lifetime.
reason can only be applied to religion after faith is affirmed. the price of entry is humility.
"E-sports" is an oxymoron
hunting for sport is a sin.
bro-twitter has its own version of "you've never heard of it" hipsterism, but instead of finding obscure bands, you're sunning your balls.
yes, diet and exercise DO have a positive impact on your mental health, and youre not serious about feeling better if youre not willing to improve those things
stress is good, actually
if you claim a "chemical imbalance" for pretty much anything, I'm going to show you the back of my eyeballs
Okra is delicious
schizophrenia is a supercharged projection of a disturbing feeling on to something else that can then be effectively dealt with.
communes, compounds, intentional communities will continue to fail if not built on family foundations.
its actually really easy to be a likable person.
real artists are ok with being poor
you should definitely pay an artist what their time is worth, and then probably double it
No one can make you feel anything. You do that all by yourself.
you've given up on dating before you've ever even done it properly.
speaking of dating;
You're a work in progress demanding a finished product.
Get over yourself
"stranger danger" was a psyop
objectivity where self is concerned is literally impossible.
Get a second opinion.
Politicians are, as a rule, liars and manipulators.
You're voting for your favorite lies.
house cats are absolutely worthless in every way
I dont care about your credentials. In fact, depending on what they are, theres a good chance they actually make you wrong about whatever it is you think you know
The earth has a spirit. Trees and plants and animals all have spirits.
Prioritizing the minimization of risk is why you're not actually doing anything worthwhile.
You believe you must be smarter than everyone when they dont get what you're saying because the alternative is that you're just no good at saying it.
Every single dude you know is looking at porn.
*single
As in, every dude who is single.
And more than half the ones who arent.
Your date ideas would be really awesome if you were babysitting a bunch of 5 year olds
There is no cabal of like minded and unified global elites who collectively conspire against humanity, but what satan puts in the hearts of men to accomplish.
These are his conspiracies and his long game
There is not a single conservative pundit who believes the crap he is saying.
It's a schtick.
Most people who say they want people to be straight up and honest with them are full of crap and will get super butthurt when that happens.
Crappy kung-fu movies > crappy American westerns
Most of your problems are created by ease, not pressure.
Harbor Freight tools are perfectly good for 99% of the jobs you're doing.
If you're not working your land, you're a poor steward.
This includes the suburbs
the only genetic factor to be considered when talking about your depression and anxiety are the genes that we all share as part of the human family.
Dr. Pepper is the superior soft drink.
the khaki short/polo shirt white new balance dad look SUCKS
If you cant name 2 or 3 God given talents that belong to you, right now, you're a poor steward and stand to lose what little you do have.
praying to #HeavenlyMother invites Satan to answer.
I have no doubt these people are receiving inspiration for their efforts.
there is no R E T V R N to anything
there is only the incorporation of tried and true ideas to current year circumstances.
Claiming it's impossible to survive on a single income these days is cope
Blocking people is an act of charity.
Most of what we claim we cannot do oh, if we were honest, is really what we don't want to do
Putting your kids in Government Schools is only marginally better than handing them over to daycare.
Excessive sportsbroing will make you an idiot.
The contentious nature of rabid fandom makes it impossible for you to have a civil disagreement with anyone about anything unrelated to sports.
Exmos > Sportsmos
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