So, in closing... the real question isn't which Doctor Who has fucked their respective incarnation of The Master/Missy, the question is which Doctor is the bottom in each incarnation.
Thank you for coming to my lecture.
Bottom
Bottom.
Switch.
Either so long as it is weird.
Top
Always top. In very specific situations only.
Bratty bottom.
Top. With weaponry.
Top.
Pretends to be top but isn't
Smug top
Top. Daddy energy. Makes her a cup of tea and gets her a cuddle blanket afterwards.
Mostly watches.
Top
Slappy top.
Sex? How very dare you!
(Bottom)
Just happy to be included
Fnor. Yes please.
Heh, all those who followed me for 3d tutorials are starting to sense what they got themselves into right now.
Top.
Bottom. Remember his master was Eric Roberts.
Top. See?
Top. And one must politely thank him after or there will be stern looks over your plate of Dalek nutrition pills.
Bottom.
Top.
Yeah, yeah, in ten minutes and you will go get her a hot water bottle because her toesies are chilly.
Thanks for listening to this most important thread.
May the force be forever in your favour, and prosper.
Share this Scrolly Tale with your friends.
A Scrolly Tale is a new way to read Twitter threads with a more visually immersive experience.
Discover more beautiful Scrolly Tales like this.