If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?
If a public health organization or leader knows CoVid is airborne, but doesn't actually say it?
Then, it's not actually (insert favorite expletive) airborne.
@POTUS - our military is airborne. But NOT CoVid.
Hoo-rah.
@JeffreyZients - lol. Sorry for laughing.....
Anywho...
@WHCOVIDResponse under @benwakana46's firm communication guidance.
ROFL. Sorry....really, sorry.
@CDCDirector - fan of the annoying scarlet letter.
Turn out the Cousin Eddie of CoVid, MERS, is airborne.
Imagine that!
Surely, the most pre-eminent public health organization IN THE WORLD, says CoVid is airborne? Lol.
MERS is airborne.
But ebola is not, so no special units needed to house patients.
Was that dollar bills I hear being shoved back into our for-profit hospital CEOs' wallets?
What about @XavierBecerra, head of HHS ?
Holy airborne bats, Batman!!
@HHSGov SAID THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD!
#COVIDISAIRBORNE.
Oh. They said it one time. October 2020. Kind of.
And, technically...TFG gets credit for that.
Ouch.
How are you supposed to tell people how to avoid a disease without clearly and simply telling them HOW it's transmitted?
@NeoliberalSnow, "We think you should not drink the water from that spigot because once in a great while tiny lite something may give you cholera. Maybe."
Making a guest appearance in a USA thread ....Bonnie Henry!
Spot on!
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