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Owner of a large and slightly weirdly-shaped head. | "Can become unpleasant when stressed." - Reviewer 2 | Purveyor of #GenderBalancingClothingCommentary

Mar 31, 2022, 14 tweets

Not the most adventurous suit/shirt/tie combo from @David_Speers tonight.
I'm not really a fan of shades of purple or maroon for the tie when you're wearing a navy or Blue Suit.
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A better suit than usual from @Barnaby_Joyce tonight.
Not quite enough shirt cuff for my money.
Still referring to 'the Ukraine', though. 🙄
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Neat hair and a classy suit/shirt/tie combo from @JEChalmers tonight.
Just enough makeup to avoid shine without looking like a clown.
The tie would sit better with a tie bar. #JustSaying
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Lovely shirt cuffs tonight, too, @David_Speers.
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Not enough shirt cuff from Paul Kelly but I'm surprised by his shirt and hair, both of which are classier than I've seen on him for yonks.
The tie knot is off-centre, alas.
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Questioner Liam has to be a rugby player, doesn't he?
The width of his neck, the haircut and the choice of shirt all say he is.
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The questioner didn't seem impressed with @Barnaby_Joyce's answer to her question.
Meanwhile, the bloke in front of her has good hair and specs.
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I like the colour of Speersy's boots and socks but would've gone for shoes rather than boots.
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Questioner Ken has Big Public Servant Energy.
The shirt is a tad too much of a tablecloth vibe, though.
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Questioner Jasper is a credit to his Campbell High School peers and teachers.
Good hair, too.
Has slight @SciNate vibes, don't you think?
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Questioner Jasper is cute, if you like your blokes young, but the guy on front of him is hot!
Has a teacher vibe.
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This audience member is paying close attention to answers on the question of term limits for politicians.
I love the specs and chrome dome.
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*the guy in front of him #PrepositionFail

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