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Owner of a large and slightly weirdly-shaped head. | "Can become unpleasant when stressed." - Reviewer 2 | Purveyor of #GenderBalancingClothingCommentary

Apr 2, 2022, 14 tweets

A first look at @David_Speers.
The watch messes with the left shirt cuff.
I'll be keeping an eye out for shoes (probably those f***ing boots) and socks. Also on the coffee plunger.
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I don't think I saw this light blue tie, white shirt and grey suit effort from @Birmo, replying to the #BudgetReply.
It's classy but unadventurous.
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Slight crotch whiskers from @David_Speers this morning.
The hair is overstyled, as it so often is.
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@CroweDM isn't always the most fashionable but the shirt (esp. the buttons) and jacket are lovely.
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Another one not noted for his sartorial splendour, @PhillipCoorey has chosen a better shirt and jacket than usual.
A masterclass in shine management on his balding head and some chest hair to emphasise his virility.
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Crowe's shoes are decent (but no more) and socks good.
Speers's f***ing boots *are* back, alas.
Why doesn't @latingle get an armchair like the blokes?
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Oh, dear.
The top half was so promising, @CroweDM, but the jeans let you down. Don't you own any slacks at all?
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Why do you need two blue pens inside your jacket on a Sunday morning, @CroweDM?
That's just weird.
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What do we think of @JoshFrydenberg's jacket, fashionistas?
The fabric is a little too shiny, if you ask me.
Surprised he didn't go with French cuffs.
Note: no Aussie flag on the lapel.
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In close up the jacket is even better and the hair even worse.
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There's something awkward about the body language between @David_Speers and @JoshFrydenberg this morning.
Who wears it better, fashionistas?
Note the difference in length of pants.
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Blue was the theme of the day when @mpbowers sat down with @SarsIson for #TalkingPictures.
Mike should get a shirt in the same fabric as Ison's dress, I reckon.
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Props for giving credit to @KarenMMiddleton for her amazing piece in @SatPaper on #MichaelTowke and #ScottyThePathologicalLiar's shenanigans in the #CookVotes preselection.
No props for the shin flesh, though. 😱
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I buggered up the screenshot but the coffee plunger was just as full at the end of #insiders as it was in the beginning.
Perhaps, as at an open inspection, the aroma of the coffee was enough.

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