Thread by @StevenTDennis

Starting #SaturdayNightZillow with a CRAY CRAY compound on the water in Arizona. Guaranteed to blow your retinas! *Secret rooms. *Parking for 45. *Garage of the Gods. *Party showers.
All kinds of weird 7BR/9BA/7K sf $6.949M 🧵zillow.com/homedetails/36…

This bathroom should come with a warning. #SaturdayNightZillow

Just one of the party showers. But you might need Advil. #SaturdayNightZillow

What's behind the Secret Vault Door? #SaturdayNightZillow

Hmm. Wasn't expecting this. #SaturdayNightZillow

OK, so this is weird. But what bothers me is the TV placement. #SaturdayNightZillow

Jukebox? Check. Slot machines. Check. Arch windows? Yep. Enormous chandelier? Yep? Weird art? Yes, yes, yes! #SaturdayNightZillow

Something unexpected in almost every room. *Open-concept party shower.* #SundayNightZillow

Oh, hello there. Not sure what's going on here. #SaturdayNightZillow

This is a pretty cool compound. #SaturdayNightZillow

NEXT on #SaturdayNightZillow!❤️
"'Angels Attic' where newlyweds escape to after saying 'I do' at the on-site chapel. This romantic bungalow exudes eternal love from the moment you arrive with its church-like architecture and it's very own wedding bell!"
zillow.com/homes/310-Lise…?

A place designed for newlyweds, listed as a unique investment property. Just $365K. Florida. "The birds never stop singing and dancing around angels attic, while swooping down into the creek that runs below the back screened in porch..." #SaturdayNightZillow

We live in a world where this bathtub exists. In a $4.6M California home. #SaturdayNightZillow
zillow.com/homedetails/45…

Unique round home designed by a Frank Lloyd Wright apprentice. I like it. $975K in Columbus. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/51…

I like this. Reminds me of my parents' SCAN furniture. Nice bookcases. I'd rather have wood floors. #SaturdayNightZillow

This house was owned by the founder of MAX FACTOR, Maksymilian Faktorowicz. $1.4M. Craftsman. Los Angeles. Could use some updates. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/43…?

Max Factor basically invented modern cosmetics. My wife found this fun article on how he was the "Wizard of Makeup..." #SaturdayNightZillow culture.pl/en/article/max…

AFFORDABLE HOUSING ALERT. 2,348 sf Bank converted to a house. Still has the Vault door!

JUST $112K!!!!

Maybe you could retire right now! In Iowa.
#CheapZillow #SaturdayNightZillow
zillow.com/homedetails/11…?

$949K buys you a 7BR, 5BA Victorian in Bethlehem, PA. It has some surprises. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/26…?

Stove of the week. JL Mott. I think it's ornamental at this point, but super-cool. #SaturdayNightZillow

Nice kitchen. #SaturdayNightZillow

I've seen house with one Tardis/Orgasmatron/Star Trek Transporter shower. This one has two! #SaturdayNightZillow

PREPARE YOUR RETINAS.

This $1.25M Brooklyn home must have been owned by, like, a person who sold wallpaper in the 70s. It's overwhelming. #SaturdayNightZillow
zillow.com/homedetails/78…?

Lots of details if you zoom in on every room. I'll never be able to unsee this. And these are the tame rooms! #SaturdayNightZillow

This is one house I really could not live in. But I could see how it could be a certain kind of person's dream home. #SaturdayNightZillow

This room is the OMG room: MATCHING wallpaper/ceiling/bar inserts/LAMPSHADE/MIRROR WALL. You better *really* like this pattern. #SaturdayNightZillow

Time for a luxury waterfront log cabin. <$4M. Georgia. Some exquisite woodwork in here. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/43…?

Fabulous TV placement. But Pro Tip: Do NOT put a taxidermied bear rowing a boat over your TV. Just don't do it, OK? #SaturdayNightZillow

Nice kitchen. Could use a touch more counter space though for $4M! #SaturdayNightZillow

You could get pretty clean in here. #SaturdayNightZillow

This is a Sink. #SinkZillow #SaturdayNightZillow

Check out the woodwork on the pool table, the chairs, the bedframes, the wooden tub. #SaturdayNightZillow

Cool, sort of modern loft-style farmhouse on 5 beautiful acres in Tennessee. $1.05M. Recent price cut. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/45…?

I'm a sucker for weird sinks, purple couches and blond wood. #SaturdayNightZillow

Affordable, Quirky, Historic Staten Island salt box home, was owned by a poet and written up in the local papers. $479K. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/29…?

Not sure this bedroom would be easy to sleep in. But the house is quirky and super affordable for NY. Built circa 1848. #SaturdayNightZillow

This is an outdoor toilet at a $285K house in California that is UNDER CONTRACT! NO WORDS. Twentynine Palms on #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/46…?

Taxidermy Nightmare. $13.4M. Texas. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/23…?

What the hell is this? Never mind, I probably don't want to know. #SaturdayNightZillow

$800K buys you a big house with castle/sort of Popehome feel in Georgia. This bedroom! #SaturdayNightZillow
zillow.com/homes/4730-Mis…

Only a couple more houses tonight, but we're going to end with a bang I promise. As always most of the homes were found by my wife or my sister-in-law. #SaturdayNightZillow.

Money goes further in Morristown, Arizona. $995K gets you a 3,500 sf home with a fabulous kitchen, some nice features and gorgeous views. From above though kind of looks like a strip mall. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/26…?

Nice Sink! #SinkZillow #SaturdayNightZillow

Would much rather have wood floors than this polished concrete. The wood accents are nice. But surprised they kept the cross and the rower for staging the photo. #SaturdayNightZillow

Fitting home to end tonight: A "Balinese Architectural Treasure" 2 blocks from the beach in Santa Monica. $9.5M. It's *amazing.* #SaturdayNightZillow! zillow.com/homedetails/34…?

Just wonderful. "The moment you open the antique Monastery gate, you are transported to the ambrosial South Pacific with lush gardens and stone waterfalls. Solid teak throughout" ! #SaturdayNightZillow

Somebody actually wrote this sentence, and I guess this is how you earn your commission? "Warmth and modernism unite with Bentley leather-wrapped custom handles, terrazzo floors, and Basalt tile bathrooms."

This is a bathtub. It must literally weigh a ton. Note it also has a shower-head above, because why not when you are spending $9.5 million on a house? Safety bonus points for the railing on the stairs to get in. #SaturdayNightZillow

I could live here though. And I don't even know what Basalt tile or Bentley whatever is nor do I care.
Hope you enjoyed #SaturdayNightZillow!