Thread by @cicerfics

#WarprizeJiSeason with bonus Dragonxian!

Let's just say that WWX is somehow cursed into dragon form, or uses an esoteric form of cultivation to change himself into a dragon, or something.

(He will, naturally, be stuck in this form until he receives True Love's Kiss.)

(Sorry, WWX. I don't make the rules!)

Anyway, the dragon form is very good for killing his enemies, protecting his friends, and defending his territory! Yay!

It is not so good for making NEW friends or getting people to trust him or seeming at all benign or nonthreatening.

Something something, LWJ is sent as a warprize to Dragonxian, I don't know why.

Maybe he's originally sent as a hostage. Or as a powerful cultivator who can hopefully restore Dragonxian's human form. Or as lunch!

Either way, LWJ arrives and Dragonxian is so confused.

He doesn't eat humans!! Gross! It's basically cannibalism, and also humans are way too bony.

(Okay, so maybe Dragonxian has eaten like TWO humans when he was really desperate. He doesn't make a habit out of it. He doesn't want to do it again. He didn't order any takeout!)

(He doesn't want to eat THIS human!)

Also, he doesn't need a hostage. If he needs or wants to attack someone to defend his territory, he'll do it, hostage or no hostage. He doesn't want any alliances with the sects, and he doesn't need any help getting back to his human form!

So he's very grouchy when LWJ shows up and he tries to shoo LWJ away.

He's even grouchier when LWJ insists on 'fulfilling his duty' by staying with Dragonxian, as his sect promised.

So Dragonxian just sticks him in an empty room and goes off to mope by the river.

He decides he'll just ignore this inconvenient human until he gets bored and wanders off!

Or until LWJ drops the 'helpful hostage' act and attacks Dragonxian's people, whereupon Dragonxian will be FULLY justified in eating him!

Spoiler alert: LWJ doesn't get bored or wander off. He also doesn't attack Dragonxian or his people.

He's nice. And also very pretty. And smart. Dragonxian likes him. It's terrible. :(

Dragonxian: If only I weren't trapped in this form. I can't do anything with him now. I'm just an ugly beast and doomed to be alone. No one could want me now. :(

LWJ: *mentally scripting a 50k RPF with the working title of 'Pounded In The Butt By the Dragon Lord'*

...Anyway.

Probably Dragonxian picks a fight with LWJ to try to drive him away, because if they can't actually be together, it's better for LWJ to leave and find someone else. :(

Then he goes back to mope by the lake and falls asleep.

LWJ sneaks over to the lake to sit beside Dragonxian, and gives in to temptation. He leans over and gives Dragonxian a little smoochie on his snout.

And BOOM.

Naked human! Naked human man lying by the lake! Attractive naked human man with a red ribbon in his hair!

WWX wakes up, and there is more kissing, and finally some butts get pounded, and they live happily ever after, the end!!

(Alternate ending: We pull a Shrek and LWJ gets turned into Dragonji when he kisses Dragonxian.)

(Either way, LWJ/Dragonji is perfectly happy to be with his beloved and they live happily ever after with copious amounts of butt pounding! 💖)