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May 31, 2022, 7 tweets

@AGEricSchmitt “When it comes to #Agapé, I failed.
Although kids needed help there, I bailed. As the subject I changed, I left voters estranged so my polling further southward sailed. Although your vote I still solicit, my negligence made me #complicit.”

@robertbucklin8

@AGEricSchmitt @robertbucklin8 Schmitt’s popularity’s descending; @ChuckGrassley & Paris are trending. Schmitt ignored #Agapé: to close it he’d delay. His campaign’s with problems contending.

@ParisHilton @BossBunny503 @SparetheRodHQ @ColtonSchrag @RepKeriIngle

@AGEricSchmitt @robertbucklin8 @ChuckGrassley @ParisHilton @BossBunny503 @SpareTheRodHQ @ColtonSchrag @RepKeriIngle Eric’s negligence left folks #agape;
prosecution duties he’d escape
with a #copout to Mike.
It’s why voters dislike
this official who attempts to ape
an illusion of legal reform while
maintaining #Missouri’s sick norm.

@govparsonmo @EdLaborCmte @MoSenDems

@AGEricSchmitt @robertbucklin8 @ChuckGrassley @ParisHilton @BossBunny503 @SpareTheRodHQ @ColtonSchrag @RepKeriIngle @GovParsonMO @EdLaborCmte @MoSenDems Many mulligans Schmitt Gaither gave; desperate children he failed to save from their sickening plight, so something’s not quite right. As religious “schools” children enslave like #Agape in Stockton, #Missouri, to seek justice Schmitt’s in no hurry. @MoGov

@AGEricSchmitt @robertbucklin8 @ChuckGrassley @ParisHilton @BossBunny503 @SpareTheRodHQ @ColtonSchrag @RepKeriIngle @GovParsonMO @EdLaborCmte @MoSenDems @MoGov Eric forced lawsuits and more red tape onto schools. But to #ShutDownAgape? From this duty he fled; ignorance he had pled. People wonder from KC to Cape why the AG his budget misspent; no relief to Agape kids he lent.
@SenatorBennet

@AGEricSchmitt @robertbucklin8 @ChuckGrassley @ParisHilton @BossBunny503 @SpareTheRodHQ @ColtonSchrag @RepKeriIngle @GovParsonMO @EdLaborCmte @MoSenDems @MoGov @SenatorBennet To #ShutDownAgape Eric would hedge so his failure can become a wedge issue he can’t explain on a failing campaign. As poor polls send him over the edge after leaving children in the lurch he can ask for forgiveness in church. #mosen

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