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Jun 7, 2022, 7 tweets

And now I go to #RSAC2022 in the hopes that someone, anyone, will be able to sell me a firewall.

To be a diamond sponsor of @rsaconference you must be a company whose best days are clearly behind it.

Or be the RSA conference, as an additional qualifier .

Oh hey, something good: @TeamRubicon, whose motto I can only assume is “best not cross us.”

I don’t know how @RSAConference makes the case that it’s not a has-been event while also thanking sponsors for their “loyalty.”

*SMART* sponsorship of #rsac2022 by @snyksec; “unlike a lot of these schmoos, we understand risk” is the implicit and accurate message.

Okay #RSAC; it’s time to double-mask.

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