so i wrote a thing about how you might talk normies out of dose number five, and a lot of my commenters told me to leave the normies to their fate and fuck those guys. I thought, that’s a bit harsh, but my god i just got a beer with one.
HOLY HELL IT IS BEYOND ALL PARODY.
Importantly, he’s American. I always think I understand these cultural fissures but in the end I never really do. Whereas I think here we have externalised hygiene anxiety to the state, he and his ilk have internalised it and made containment a part of their personal psychology.
this is not family thred OK?
motherfucker carries a little vile of hand disinfectant in his pocket so he can cleanse himself every time he comes into contact with a foreign surface. if the gods have any justice they will send flesh eating bacteria to eat his hygienic ass whole.
weasel lawyer has like 12 colour coordinated masks in his pocket. he is strategically planning dose number 5 so he can attend some party with minimal risk of infection. „i’m going to get it 10 days before“ lmfao exactly when vaxx induced infection most likely.
it is hard to articulate without tweeting something bannable, but this despicable piece of GAE imperial detritus putting on his mask to take a piss makes me want to grow a beard & convert to fucking Islam. i call upon the gods to send a great neon blue cleansing fire.
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