TORIES ON DRUGS
An Ode
With (heavily curated) illustrative assistance from #dallemini
(Thread)
#ukpolitics #satire
Top of a poll of the Brits' figureheads,
All the while Winnie was popping the reds...
And before he became the UK's top book-cooker,
Osborne was snapped snorting coke with a hooker...
Rory, a Tory who oozes uprightness,
Only tried opium out of politeness...
Andrea Leadsom, who wanted to lead,
Fessed up she once was a demon for weed...
Dominic Raab, who would NOT be outdone,
Said, "I tonked bliff, too, but only the one..."
Gove's done the lot, what a libertine knave!
Does not even know how he GOT to that rave...
The PM, of course, chucked the charlie long ago...
So any sinus trouble's unconnected, don't you know!
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