WHO ARE THE HOTTEST NEW FACTIONS ON THE RIGHT?: A PRIMER
With the influence of the Online Right continuing to grow, an influx of new people into the broader movement has lead to a flourishing of new groups and viewpoints. But which new factions are making the biggest impact? 🧵
WASHINGTON SIKHS
Group who believe America can be saved by converting the entire population to Sikhism. Even though there has never been a history of Sikhism in America, they argue that by importing millions of migrants from the Punjab they can shift demographics in their favour
EMO FASCISTS
White Nationalist group who adopt the aesthetics of Emos. Cognisant that the aesthetics of fascism are toxic to a revived national socialist movement in the West, to appear more optical they ape the Emo aesthetic - as they represent ‘the last true White subculture’
RIGHT WING BOULDERING BROS
Group arising from schism over the need for functional strength in physical training. RW Boulderers look down on RW Bodybuilder musculature as purely aesthetic and so refuse to ally with them on any other issue on account of this fundamental division
NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE TRADS (NSBMT)
Though many regard the demographic question as the raison d’etre for the new Right, the NSBMT believe its primary focus should instead be to ban sex before marriage since, they claim, sex before marriage is the cause of Modernity’s degeneracy
FILIPINO FUTURISTS
They argue Western Women are ‘lost’ and Men should only ‘bang’ Filipinas as they are both more Conservative and easier to sleep with - and will be able to produce Conservative anti-White rhetoric immune hapa children in large numbers to win the demographic war
SENSIBLE MODERATE MODERATES
Pointing to the failures of moderate optics-conscious RW movements, they claim the best way for the Right to gain mainstream traction is to moderate itself more and not talk about or allude to any substantive issues at all- as this may alienate people
POST-POST-POST-LIBERALS
Where Post-Post-Liberals split with Post-Liberals over what they considered Post-Liberalism’s perfunctory liberal communitarian policies, the Post-Post-Post-Liberals diverged from the Post-Post-Liberals over their policies, conversely, being too stringent
AVANT-GARDE E-SUFIS
When masses of RWers converted to E-Catholicism because of exposure to posts on Twitter, trend conscious E-intellectuals converted to E-Orthodoxy as E-Catholicism became passé. Now, as E-Orthodoxy becomes popular, the cool accounts are converting to E-Sufism
KARL JANOS LUDWIG VAN DE VON GYÖRGY HÖNIGSWALD GANG
Group following obscure C19th thinker Karl Janos Ludwig Van de Von György Hönigswald - whose untranslated Magyar language political treatise “Diskurzus a Ruritania Kérdésről” allegedly holds the key to revitalising the Right
NEOLIBERAL NIETZSCHEANS
Nietzscheans who believe Neoliberalism provides the best environment for engendering the creation of Nietzchean Ubermenschen. They argue man is most free to heroically create himself when he is stripped of communal ties & taboos - as Neoliberalism enables
ANTI-NEGERAKTION WAFFEN
Tired of interminable pseudo-intellectual theorising, the ANAW calls for genuine action. They demand users dedicate themselves to the ultimate political act: saying the N-Word. As such, there are hundreds of accounts whose posting consists solely of slurs
FEMINIST EXCLUSIONARY RADICAL TRANS (FERTs)
Given the high levels of autism present among the Trans community, many are extremely online and so have absorbed Chan & Frog culture. Invariably becoming misogynists (while still being Trans) many are now outspoken critics of feminism
COSMOPOLITAN RACISTS
Regarding most racism online as crass, Cosmopolitan Racists are sophisticates who believe racism is only justified if it comes from a place of learning: Racist because they distinguish between Zulus & Igbos and have been to Africa, not because they are chuds
THE ANALYTIC RIGHT
Disdainful of RW philosophy’s continental slant, the Analytic Right endorse a new analytic approach. Out goes dubious metaphysics, dialectics and endless textual hermeneutics and in comes falsifiability, ordinary language philosophy and pragmatic truth claims
BOOMER WHISPERERS
Biggest accounts on Twitter. Arguing tweeting for anons is pointless (as they have no real life influence) Whisperers deliberately post as if they were 64 yr-olds (the same six repetitive 1-sentence memes) in order to influence boomers - who actually do things
THE MEGAMINDS
The smartest faction. Megaminds are neither ideologically right… nor left. Instead they propose A Third Way (not that Third Way). Both sides are right about some things - but wrong about others. Wow. Did you know? You can like Lasch - and Lacan. Mishima - and Marx
THE CHARMING BOYS
Optics-conscious IRL faction. The Charming Boys limit membership to fit, attractive young men in order to sway normies - who only care about appearances. They hope to change minds by putting on a suit and getting a haircut BEFORE saying racial slurs in public
EXTINCTION REBELLION REBELLION
Eco-accelerationists who believe the RW should engage the Green Lobby because they want climate change to happen FASTER - since if climate change is true, the social and material conditions it creates will be a catalyst for genuine political change
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